Shannon Price, Gary Coleman’s on/off/on wife, has already been cashing in on her man’s death by taking interviews and now she’s going for the material goods. TMZ spoke to the executor of Gary’s estate and apparently, Shannon took everything from the car to the video game system. Ghetto!

From TMZ:

Dion Mial tells TMZ Shannon Price entered Gary’s digs and took, among other things, a 2005 Dodge pick-up, a cargo trailer, computers, telephones, musical instruments and furnishings.

Chief Dennis Howard of the Santaquin PD tells TMZ last night his officers accompanied a locksmith who changed the locks at Gary’s house, per Mial’s request. And the Chief says, Monday night cops went to the house as Shannon’s family was loading Gary’s stuff onto a truck. Howard says his officers convinced Shannon’s dad to return the load to Gary’s house, but Mial says that was just the tip of the iceberg — Shannon had already cleaned Gary out.

What a sad end to an already sad story. Gary waited his whole life to find love, and even the soft-headed woman he thought he could trust was just using him for whatever he was worth.

Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of New Jersey is a horrible mother. If you’ve watched any of this season, it’s completely clear that even Danielle’s own daughters realize that their mother is off her rocker and willing to do whatever it takes to stay in the limelight. When Danielle is ranting about her co-stars, it’s her teenage daughters, Christine and Jillian, that give her a reality check. It’s truly one of the saddest things I’ve seen on television in awhile.

Well, now that money-hungry famewhore has pulled a Kardashian and made a sex tape. The NSFW clip can be seen here. This is not a Kendra situation. Danielle was not young when this video was made, in fact, you can tell it was made very recently because she’s rocking the same hair extensions in this tape as she is on her show this season. Danielle Staub, a woman with two teenage daughters, made a sex tape with some man that is now being released. Even if I give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she didn’t plan for the tape to be released, agreeing to get down for a camera in 2010 shows a level of stupidity that is more than concerning.

Sex tape and manic behavior aside, Danielle has also been hanging around ex-convicts “for protection” these days. She invites grown men with violent tendencies over to her home where her teenage daughters live. All of these things add up to one hell of an unfit mother if you ask me. I’m not sure what Danielle’s husband’s role in their lives are, but as long as he’s not as batshit as his ex-wife, those kids will be better off.

The people in charge of the hilarious travesty Jersey Shore are working on a very similar show.  Except instead of fist-pumping* guidos and guidettes, there will be rednecks.  Doron Ofir Casting is looking for “12 lucky guys and gals who are keepin’ it country and want to party their asses off” for the show titled Party Down South, and they’ll be traveling all throughout Dixie to find these people.

I’ve never really spent time on the Jersey Shore, but I have spent my whole life in the South.  My high school had an annual Drive Your Tractor to School Day and I spent a good part of my freshman year going to school at a NASCAR race track.  My dad drinks about a case of beer on the porch every night and he collects guns.  I’ve drunk whiskey at a bonfire by railroad tracks under a bridge, and I’ve been told repeatedly by family, friends, peers, and strangers that I’m going to hell.  I feel like I’m really in tune with the stereotypical Southern redneck scene, so I’m all too excited for the utter trash that will be showcased if this show makes it to television.

*I just want to note that I was able to work “fist-pumping” into both of my articles today.  That’s all.

You can find the interview here in all its glory, but I believe my favorite part was when Travie asked Gabe what would happen in a fight between Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers.  Gabe answered correctly, stating

Dude, Bieber would own all the JoBros with one arm tied behind his back. Bieber’s from the streets; he ain’t nevah scurred. Their purity rings wouldn’t stand a chance against his skills. And he’d have no remorse either.

Amen, Gabe Saporta.  Bieber 4 Lyfe.

While I love this interview, really I just wanted a reason to talk about what I’ve been up to in recent days, and that is road-tripping my ass off to get to a Cobra Starship show in Atlanta.  That happened Monday night, and let me just tell you that if you don’t love Cobra Starship, then I don’t know what else you’re doing in your life.  From the band’s origins to the ways they spend their free time now that they’re kind of famous, they are clearly superior to the vast majority of popular bands today.

Travie McCoy also played, and he had a surprise guest:  T-Pain. Apparently they did a song together on Travie’s new album, but I’m not sure because when he came out, I was promptly shoved about two feet forward and I felt like I should stop listening for a minute to introduce myself to the girl whose ass I was all up on.  3OH!3 was there too, and they were fun, but my friend passed out about three songs in and had to be carried over the barrier, so I left to check on her.  Also, some tall douchebag next to me kept fist-pumping and kept elbowing my head, so I was kind of over it.

For Cobra Starship I slipped back in to a more tame part of the crowd, and I threw my fangs up like it was my job.  Because Cobra Starship is amazing. Have you learned yet?

Kendra Wilkinson sat down last night with Hollywood’s favorite big brother (or, little brother in some cases, I guess), Ryan Seacrest, to discuss the fallout from her recent sex tape release, which was from back in the day when she was just a blushing eighteen years old.

Throughout the interview, Wilkinson claimed that she’d been in denial all of these years, and fully intended to marry the red-headed pee the bed douchebag that she filmed the sex tape with. I … yeah, I don’t believe that part one bit, sorry Kendra. She also says, “I was gonna marry him, we were gonna be together forever.” Let’s be real here a second, girl. You were either coerced into it, or you did it for shits. Either way, it’s alright. It’s in the past, and though it’s come back to bite you on the ass, it’s over. But Christ. Don’t make excuses for the douchebag, or for yourself. You won out on this one. Let it go.

However, in light of the fact that many feel she was unwillingly coerced into filming her sexual exploits with Sasquatch, she comes across as really flabbergasted and uncomfortable during the interview, and I actually kind of feel badly about that. She’s clearly a girl who woefully regrets a mistake she made in the past, and that’s admirable. She’s not boasting about it, she’s not blowing it off, she’s tackling the issue head-on (uh, no pun intended) and that makes her all the more appealing.

Kendra states that her husband, Hank Baskett, has been very understanding through the entire ordeal and claims that this revelation has brought them closer together:

“The tape has definitely brought Hank and I closer together, made us more of a team, like, ‘Let’s put our vest on, let’s get out there, let’s fight!’”

Shit. If that’s true, it might actually make the show worth watching for me.

(Ducks while various blunt objects are thrown from the Glee fan gallery.)

Ahem, anyway, the show’s executives are reportedly eyeing John Stamos to make an appearance next season as Emma’s (Jayma Mays) dentist, who takes an interest in more than just her teeth. Will (Matthew Morrison) will obviously have a new rival, which should make things, um, interesting. Ish.

I’ve always been a John Stamos fan. I’m not quite sure whether or not he can act his way out of a bag, because I never really paid much attention to anything he’s really done outside of Full House (which, incidentally, is one of the best freaking shows ever) but I heard he actually is pretty talented and occasionally rips it up on Broadway. Who knew.

I have a good friend who also sort of loves John Stamos. Like, you know, in that creepy, “cut photos out of magazines in your late-twenties” kind of way. She used to have this pair of black Chucks that were all written-upon and frayed and torn, and there were John Stamos references penned all over those destroyed kicks. It was sort of funny, and we all used to laugh kind of nervously about it, but you know. It was all in good fun, right?

Anyway, what do you guys think? Could The ‘Mos make things even better on Glee, or do you think some would want to avoid tweaking what many consider “perfection”?