Which actress spotted the paparazzi near the set of her new flick, pointed them out and then demanded she be blocked from their view? Click through to find out!

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It was just a few years ago that Timbaland brought Nelly Furtado back from the dead of adult-contemporary radio stations, and it appears that now he’s trying to do the same thing with Michelle Branch.

While I was never much of a Michelle Branch fan (I’m more about that Vanessa Carlton), I’m down to give this a shot. Let’s face it: Timbaland doesn’t even know how to produce a shitty track. I think it would be a greater challenge for him to make a whack song than it would be for him to try and make Michelle Branch popular again, so you know, I’ll give them both that.

What do you think about their new song “Getaway”?

Gymnast and Dancing With The Stars contestant Shawn Johnson appeared in a Los Angeles courtroom today to testify against her alleged stalker, Robert O’Ryan. Shawn was in the courtroom for a mere 23 minutes, but the experience was intense and emotional for her and she even broke down in tears when shown the knife that was found in Robert’s vehicle.

From TMZ:

Johnson said she was nervous about appearing today and repeatedly testified she was afraid of O’Ryan. She said she considered quitting “Dancing With the Stars” — which she was participating in when O’Ryan was arrested — but stayed on the show and went on to win.

O’Ryan pled not guilty by reason of insanity on Monday to charges of felony stalking, felony commercial burglary and two misdemeanor counts of carrying a loaded firearm in his car.

TMZ also reported that if Robert is convicted, he will serve a maximum sentence of six years. Six years for what would have been a murder if he was smart enough not to get caught. Yeah, that seems like justice… not. Considering we’re seeing so many examples of stalking these days (and with most of them just pleading insanity), it might be time for those laws to be updated. Nothing’s worse than a creeper.

Remember back in the day when Nicole Richie wrote that fiction book about a girl who was a famous singer’s adopted daughter? And the girl was friends with lots of famous people and did drugs? And it basically was a memoir but she never really acknowledged it? OK, well Star Jones is about to do the exact same thing, but with The View and I can’t freakin’ wait.

The NY Post reported that the story will follow a group of women who host a TV show called “The Lunch Club”. Things get hectic on the set when the co-hosts learn that a former castmember who knows all their dirt has decided to return to the show. As we all know, Star never made a return to The View, but she did leave on quite unpleasant terms, and everyone knows that some legendary shit goes down in their make-up room.

I’m hoping that where Barbara Walters’ book “Audition” left me wanting more dirt, The Lunch Club might be able to answer some lingering questions I have about the behind-the-scenes dynamic there.

David Bowie, also known as the most talented, most fabulous musician ever, hasn’t released an album since Reality in 2003.  He hasn’t toured since 2004, when he had a heart attack.  That’s a fair reason to put touring on hold for a while, but it’s been six years.  This is the longest hiatus that Bowie’s taken since he began his career in the late ’60′s, and he’s recently said that it’s not going to end any time soon.  In a profile of Bowie’s wife, Iman, Bowie was asked about that hiatus, to which he responded with “I’m not thinking of touring. I’m comfortable.”

Maybe I’m asking too much.  Maybe I was born in the wrong time. Maybe I’m just an obsessive fangirl.  But if I take the energy, time, and money to buy all your albums, tell everyone I’ve ever met about your greatness, and write the script for The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars:  The Musical, then I think I deserve a concert.  Not even a flashy show with dance numbers and high energy, just a little acoustic set would be fine.  I don’t think that’s too much to ask.

And that friend is that hilarious senator, John McCain.  Ain’t no party like the GOP, Snooki, you just remember that.

In a Jersey Shore sneak peek for the second season, Snooki can be seen using spray-on tan, then making the comment

“I don’t go tanning-tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning, and I feel like he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he’s pale and he would probably want to be tan.”

McCain then responded to this on his Twitter:

@Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!

I didn’t vote for McCain and I never would because I’m not crazy, but the bit about The Situation?  So good.  Keep up the jokes, John McCain, but try to stay out of the government please.