Cameron Diaz did an interview with Playboy, and so far it looks pretty spectacular.  You’ll have to wait until tomorrow to read the whole thing (pins and needles, I know), but here are a few of my favorite quotes from Playboy’s website:

On sexuality and love: “Sexuality and love can be different things. I can be attracted to a woman sexually, but it doesn’t mean I want to be in love with a woman. If I’m going to be with a woman sexually, it doesn’t mean I’m a lesbian. We put these restraints and definitions on people, but it’s hard to define.”

On her primal instincts: “I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’ Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me…I love physical contact. I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

On others’ opinions of her work: “Whether other people consider my accomplishments to be successful or not doesn’t matter to me. I don’t give a fuck what other people think. I have my own standards I live by.”

On Snoop Dogg, who attended her high school: “Snoop was a year older than me. He stood out. He was tall and skinny and wore ponytails all over his head. I’m sure I probably bought weed from him.”

And finally, my very favorite:

“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”

I just love Cameron Diaz.  Say what you will about her personal life, but she’s always been pretty adorable.  And come on, when she talks about not giving a fuck, buying weed from Snoop Dogg, and treating a penis like an immeasurable treasure, how can you not love her?

After making an appearance on The Tonight Show with Robert Pattinson, Emma Roberts revealed that she’s more of a Jacob supporter.  Ballsy move, Emma Roberts, but the right one (while I am somewhat ashamed to admit I read all the Twilight books, Team Jacob is totally the right way to go.  Have you seen Taylor Lautner?  Even if you haven’t, have seen Robert Pattinson?  No, thank you).  While Pattinson took the news well, his fans did not, and as all well-adjusted preteens do, they took to Twitter to talk about their hurt feelings.

Fans tweeted hurtful things to Emma like

“Team Jacob? Ewwwwwwwww!!!!! >.<”

“lol it was a bit more then her declaring herself Team Jacob. She was pretty bitchy throughout the whole thing but more with Rob.”

Hopefully things got a bit more heated after that because Emma deleted her entire account over the matter.  Thanks, Twihards, now all of Emma Roberts’ fans won’t be able to … wait, who are Emma Roberts fans?  I only know of one, and he’s a 25-year-old man who enjoyed watching Nancy Drew with his family a little too much.

And no, I’m not talking about Steely Dan, one of the best bands in existence, either. Lohan’s ex-boyfriend, Wilmer Valderrama (best known as ‘Fez’) is head-on tackling the issue at hand of his former girlfriend‘s substance abuse problem and consistent brushes with the law.

Valderrama spoke recently to Us Magazine and voiced his concern that no one seems to be helping Lohan, and that someone’s gotta step up to the plate:

“It [Lindsay's behavior] troubles me. There’s nothing anyone can say anymore. Someone has to want to get better.”

So, uh, Fez, are you going to merely sit there and flap your gums about the problem? Are you just going to stand idly by, watching someone you once claimed to care about implode slowly, but surely? Because really — since you know her personally — if you’re not going to try and help the girl want some help, you have no business publicly discussing her personal affairs, like it or not.

Right from the horse’s mouth (no [laughs] pun intended), Tori Spelling confirms that she’s nuttier than squirrel poo.

Spelling states that she recently visited with famed dead-person contacter John Edward to see if there was a way for her to contact her deceased father, Aaron Spelling. However, instead of meeting up with good old dad, Tori claims that another person “came through” instead: Farrah Fawcett, who, if you remember, died on Michael Jackson’s death day almost a year ago (um, and can you believe it’s almost been a year?).

Tori states that Fawcett left various messages for Spelling to carry back to her family (namely, Ryan O’Neal) and advised her to let them know that she was “happy” and “at peace.”

According to Spelling:

“She wanted me to give a message to her family about how she was doing and what was going on and I’m like, ‘Great! She really picked the wrong person,’” Tori laughed. “Non-confrontational me, what am I gonna do?” Tori continued. “So I’m sitting on that information — I’m happy to say it’s not in the book because it happened afterwards.”

Though Tori claims that she’s non-confrontational — and really, who the hell are we talking about, here, non-confrontational Donna Martin, or mama-fighting Tori Spelling? — she obliged Farrah’s request and took a letter to the dead star’s family:

“I actually wrote a letter to Ryan O’Neal and gave it to him so I was like, he’s either going to think I’m completely crazy or he’s going to say, ‘Wow! Some of this makes sense,’ because she gave very specific details of things to tell them,” she explained. “I did and I included that in the note to Ryan saying, ‘Please pass this on to Redmond… She really wanted him to know these things,’” Tori explained. “I haven’t heard from Ryan so I don’t know, you know, I’m hoping you know he understood what I was trying to say and doesn’t think I’m some loony.”

Oh, damn, that’s rich. Ryan O’Neal thinking that Tori Spelling’s a loony. Not only is that the pot calling the kettle black, but it’s almost too bizarre a concept to even wrap your brain around. That’s like those patients in high-security penitentiaries thinking that they’re pure sanity and everyone else around them is crazy.

Oh, and on that note? Shutter Island? It sucked.

Aah … Publicity stunts love is in the air. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green! Totally, um, surprising.

The couple, who’ve been together since 2004 (off-and-on), have decided to re-engage themselves in what’s probably just a publicity push for Fox’s newest, box-office poison Jonah Hex.

Green was said to have re-proposed to Fox on a beach in Hawaii earlier this week, and it definitely fits the persona that Fox pegs herself to be accustomed to — someone begging and pleading for her to accommodate their wishes.

Onlookers claimed to watch the proposal go down, complete with a jumping up-and-down Megan Fox (for that mental image, you’re welcome) and Fox subsequently dropping the two-carat ring somewhere into the sand.

And yes, if you’re wondering, the ring is still missing. No word if Green has to re-mortgage his house to buy a third engagement ring for his lady-in-waiting, but hey. Give the guy some credit. He is porking Megan Fox with the salami sword … can’t do much better than that, right?

Harrison Ford married his long-term girlfriend Calista Flockhart yesterday in a ceremony at the Governor’s Mansion in Santa Fe, New Mexico.  Ford is currently shooting Cowboys and Aliens there.  And the movie?  Sounds … just great.

When I was a little girl, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was just about my favorite movie ever. I wanted to marry “Indy.” And due to recent events, I can definitely say, in retrospect, that my little girl-self would be rolling over in her pink Jem pajamas to find out that he married Calista Flockhart, the actress formerly known as Skeletor.

While Calista looks beautiful and attractive these days, I can’t help but always be reminded of her crazy-skinny years, where the mere idea of sex with Indy Ford could result in a trip to the hospital for a broken clavicle. Or something.

Congrats to the happy couple!