Mariah Carey was infamously gifted a gaudy, diamond-studded Ring Pop for her anniversary by husband Nick Cannon, and now Mariah wants to spread that same love to us mere mortals. The image above is an ad for her new fragrance line “Lollipop Bling”.

Unsurprisingly, the scents will be based on Mariah’s favorite sweets: raspberries, chocolate and honey. I don’t know if I’m missing something and maybe it’s OK to walk around smelling like you just escaped Candyland, but I’ll tell you this: It’s definitely bananas to be a grown woman with a serious attachment to lollipops. I’m a kid at heart too, but let’s not go craycray.

While part two of the Real Housewives of New York City reunion ended on a hopeful and positive note, Bethenny Frankel says that unless that drama is put to bed for good, she wont be returning to the show. Ugh. Why does this keep happening to me?

With the success of her solo show, it’s not like she’s desperate to get Bravo screen time. Bethenny told People:

“[Bethenny Getting Married?] has been so well received, everyone loves it and it’s really all about me, so that takes a big weight off of my shoulders because I guess I can carry a show,” she says about the highest-rated premiere in Bravo’s history.

“I just am so happy. I really have the best fans. They’re so interactive and they root for me,” she adds. “I could cry. I have the best fans. It’s all about the relationship with the fans.”

It’s great to see that Bethenny got the happy ending she so deserved, but her fans grew to love her on Real Housewives and it’s important to me as a viewer that she continues to be involved in the show in some capacity. Without someone there to come up with cruel nicknames for the rest of the cast like “Kelamity” and “Ramonacoaster”, I’m not sure there’s much left there to watch.

Shane Powers, who you may remember from his days on Survivor, pulled a very dangerous stunt last night to pay off a bet he had running with MTV producer, David Katzenberg. Apparently the two made a deal that if the Celtics (Shane’s hometeam) lost in the NBA finals that he would light one of their shirts on fire and if the Lakers won, David would have presumably done the same.

The video above, while being one of the most dangerous things I’ve seen a person do in real life without any sort of supervision, is freakin’ hilarious. I don’t know if Shane is completely out of his mind or just the most die-hard Celtics fan ever, but either way, you don’t want to miss this.

And kids: Never, ever try this at home.

Mischa Barton’s car was towed again … and this time, she wasn’t passed out in the backseat with Cheetos and joints scattered everywhere. [Celebslam]

Is anyone else completely fucking sicked out by Shauna Sand’s appearance aside from me? I mean, come on. I’m all for flaunting prettiness and what not, but this woman looks like a bag of smashed assholes. [popbytes]

Is Bradley Cooper’s career over? Moreover, does Renee have anything to do with it? IDGAF. He’s still hot. [Pajiba]

Did Megan Fox get implants, too? [Celebitchy]

A Biggest Loser finalist claims that the show gave her an eating disorder. [Zelda Lily]

Katy Perry bans straight men from the filming of her latest video. Um … why? I thought the uber-conservative religious didn’t like gays. I’m confused. [Allie is Wired]

Holy crap, Miley Cyrus appears in public without her weave! What, did Billy Ray run out of TP or something? [Amy Grindhouse]

I guess I’m not the only one who thinks Tom Brady’s new hair is totally ghey. [Betty Confidential]

James Franco … is he or isn’t he? [OMGBlog]

Warren Beatty’s daughter wants a sex change, and her parents are freaking out about it. Great. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

The scandalous Terry Richardson has once again done an amazing photoshoot with a celebrity I hardly know of. You probably know Matthew as a model or an actor (he was in The Life Aquatic and (500) Days of Summer), but as of right now, I know him as the adorable guy who’s blowing up my Tumblr dashboard via Terry’s Diary. They’re some fun pics… and the Mary Kate & Ashley photo? I have one of me just like it. Uh, except it was taken by my ex-boyfriend or some other nobody.

I don’t really dig the model type, but between Justin Gaston and this Liam Hemsworth cat, Miley Cyrus has pulled in some seriously genetically blessed men. Last night she and Liam headed out on a date and the paparazzi pics show that he’s seriously, ridiculously good-looking. Do you think he’s in it for the cameras, the money or is Miley Cyrus irresistible to grade A hunks?