Hey, guys. Just a quick reminder that it’s Father’s Day today and you should call your dad or someone who’s like a dad and say thank you for all that they do.

And I also want to give a shout out to all the dads that could have been but are not. Keep dancing.

Justin Bieber, the dreamiest thing to happen to pop music since IDONTEVENKNOWWHAT, has finally revealed what he’s looking for in a woman.

Biebs spoke to Absolute Now and said that he’s not just looking for a looker, he also needs a chick he can get real deep with:

“She needs to have a nice personality, a good sense of humour, nice eyes and a brain. What’s the point of having a nice looking girlfriend if you can’t talk to her? You want to be able to sit down to dinner and be with someone who you can have a proper conversation with.

I don’t like girls who wear lots of make-up and you can’t see their face. Some girls are beautiful but insecure and look much better without the make-up, but decide to put loads on.

It depends on the situation. But at first I won’t let her know – you’ve got to pace yourself. Then, maybe by the end of the conversation, I’d ask her something like, ‘Do you have a phone number that I could reach you at?’ That’s usually how it goes.”

Well, I’m not sure who trained this child to speak like this, but if even part of him believes what he’s saying, he’s a good lil man, that Bieber.

This might sound dumb, but am I unaware of some British law that was passed saying that when American’s visit London they have to walk around with some crazy shit stuck to their head? Because I can’t understand why else this ridiculous trend that was started by Lady Gaga is being picked up. Even Pam Anderson, who seriously has no business looking this unconventional, is on to this fad. Last night she was seen leaving a London casino with a huge black rose stuck upside down on her head. What’s next? Am I going to see Lohan on the other side of the pond with a pelican woven into her hair? Selena Gomez in Notting Hill with a goddamn ferris wheel taped to her dome? Just remember, ladies: Not all trends work for you. In fact, some of them make you look legit stupid.

If you watch The Soup, you’ve already seen this pretty funny sketch that Eminem did with the show’s host, Joel McHale and if you haven’t seen it, you’re in for a treat. In the clip, Eminem asks Joel to come over and help him with his DVD player and things get a little bit awkward.

Since he’s been out of the limelight for so long, I forgot how hilarious Eminem is and that he actually can pull off a little bit of comedic acting. Seems obvious given his jab-packed raps, but that sort of talent doesn’t always translate. He’s no Justin Timberlake, but the guy can tell a joke.

Last night on Twitter, Amanda Bynes announced what we all already knew: Her career is way over. Sure, she claims it’s a retirement, but I would guess it has more to do with her inability to get hired more than her desire to ease up on work. This announcement was made shortly after she clarified something else that’s a little more personal:

Yep. She’s doing it again. Announcing to the world her racial preference when it comes to sexual partners. Totally appropriate.

Thankfully now that she’s not all tied up with work, she has plenty of time to find the brother of her dreams. *snicker*

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were spotted on their way to a photo shoot yesterday and the color of their hair really did nothing to help the fact that the two have been compared to troll dolls their entire lives. Hey, at least they’re mixing up Mary Kate’s usual “homeless woman draped in expensive fabrics” look and Ashley’s hella boring upper class housewife vibe.