It all went down last night in LA — the holy hotness trinity of Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner (which, really, I don’t see the appeal there) were photographed for the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.

In what was imagined to cause complete and utter fanpandemonium, the latest, and supposedly greatest, installment of the Twilight franchise was debuted last night, and stars like Jennie Garth, the Kardashians, and Jennifer Love Hewitt came out to play.

Oh, when you check out the gallery, be sure to find the up-close photo of Jennifer Love Hewitt. Girlfriend looks rough.

“Evan Chandler, the father of Michael’s first accuser, recently committed suicide. Though I can’t comment on why, I want to believe his conscience finally caught up with him and he was not able to live with himself after destroying an innocent person’s career and breaking his spirit.”

Katherine Jackson in an exclusive excerpt from unreleased book, Never Can Say Goodbye, on son Michael Jackson’s child molestation accuser.

Jackson’s one-year death anniversary is today. RIP, MJ. We had a lot of good times together, and you won’t be forgotten soon.

Ohmigawd, ohmigawd, ohmigawd. Have you guys seen this trailer for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new Lifetime Original movie, The Client List? It has every single element that we love about Lifetime Originals– women being morally compromised, obvious story lines, tons of no-name over-actors. On top of all that, it’s a JLH joint, and while I haven’t seen a movie she was in since I was maybe 20 years old, I had no idea that she sucked this bad at acting. I mean, truly. If she’s always sucked this bad at acting, then this woman is the original Paris Hilton. Or something.

But regardless of all that, The Client List looks amazing. This is totally up my alley. Some housewife needs to make ends meat, so she starts whoring herself behind her husband’s back. Then she gets greedy. And then she gets BUSTED. By the title, I can tell that the whole “getting busted” thing is just a catalyst to watch her sell out client after client in order to keep herself out of jail. Bang bang! That’s my shit right there! That’s the kinda quality writing that keeps me coming back for more, Lifetime! I’m not even going to see that Pixar movie now that I know I have this to look forward to.

Y’all psyched for July now?

M.I.A.’s GQ interview is worth a read, but like her music, it’s not for everybody. What should be for everybody are the photos that go along with it. Why do we all get style boners over Lady Gaga as long as M.I.A. is getting dressed in the morning? She’s gotta be the most stylish celebrity out there and unlike some people, I don’t think she ever misses. I want more of this, people. No more horse shoes. No more crap on our heads. Let’s just throw on some patterns and call it a day.

After watching this (NSFW) video of Courtney Love’s Behind the Music, I’m having some mixed emotions. You see, I’ve been pretty repulsed by her behavior toward her daughter over the last year, and I’m pretty bored of her public temper tantrums, but like… she’s not that bad. I mean, she’s at least not that hard to understand. I can understand how a person would get to the emotional place that Courtney Love is in. She’s a “it’s me against the world” type of person, and people who are like that usually get that way for a reason. You know? This bitch just feels rejected by society and she has every reason to feel that way. We (the world) embrace her when it’s on our terms, and whether or not we’re responding to her positively has always reflected in her behavior. When we treated her like a movie star, she acted like a movie star. When we treat her like a trash mouth trainwreck, she gives us just that.

In this interview I saw her as a mix between the two, and that gave me hope for her spirit. I think Courtney Love is still a good person deep down, we just never let her be. She’s like that friend of a friend that you never really want around because their behavior is so unpredictable, but when you have a good time with them and they’re “on”, you can really have a good time with them. She’s just a really damaged person, guys. I don’t want to be critical of her because of that.

While Bling Ring leader Alexis Neiers was initially rewarded for her shitty behavior by getting her own E! show, Pretty Wild, she now is seeing the down side of robbing homes: Jail. Homegirl turned herself in to the police this morning to begin her six month sentence.

So many things are truly sad about this story. The materialism and greed that motivated the crimes, the lack of innocence these young kids have and the fact that their families seem nonplussed by their kids’ names appearing in headlines. Also, Alexis testified in court that she was so intoxicated while committing these crimes that she actually paused to vomit and urinate in the bushes of Orlando Bloom’s house after ransacking it. This girl doesn’t just need jail time, she needs major help.

Alexis will be placed in the same Lynwood, CA jail where Paris Hilton served her sentence a couple years ago. Let’s hope they kept it nice for her.