Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. I guess stranger things have happened, huh?
Last night, The Situation celebrated his 28th birthday (which is not until next week — July 5th, make sure to mark your calendars, guido-lovers and guidette-lovers alike) at a club in New York City. The party was chock-full of tanned girls, greasy, shaved abs and came complete with a cake in the mold of a gross torso. Mmm, crème de la chest cavity. Delish.
The goob took his natural stance and signed augmented cleavage and posed for many, many (many) pictures with *his shirt pulled up to his chin.
Happy Birthday, Situation. I guess.
*And really, what’s going to happen one
fine day when his sculpted abs magically turn into something with the consistency of marshmallow fluff? It’s gonna happen, dude … one way or another. There’s no denying the laws of gravity, unless you’re full of enough money to preserve “perfection.” But you star on <i>Jersey Shore</i>. I don’t think your money’s going to last you very long. Start saving, pally.