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Wow, Katy Perry. Just Wow.

A photo of Katy Perry

Photo via Celebuzz

Katy Perry posed topless for the August issue of Esquire to promote her new album, and I bet that’s going to work out well for her.  People who don’t even listen to music could see this and buy her album just to keep that girl relevant enough to pose topless in more magazines. Maxim was spot on with Katy being the hottest woman of 2010, but based on this photo, I’m willing to go out on a limb and say “hottest woman of the decade,” or maybe “hottest woman of ever.”

I’ve talked about my issues with Katy Perry, but I’ve never denied the fact that she is completely gorgeous.  Her Jesus talk might throw up a red flag for me, but I’m pretty sure when Katy Perry is topless, a baby unicorn is born.  I’m just going to go ahead and toss that theory to the internet.

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  • She seems like one of those chicks who's ultra hot and talented yet still does stupid crap like wear blue wigs for attention because her self esteem is in the shitter.

  • i saw her once. She has really crappy skin. Awful acne scars. I think thats why she wears so much make up! But still.. she's a really really pretty girl!!

  • Yuck – I don't get why she is the hottest of any time frame. Maybe if she was on an elevator with a bunch of old ladies, she might be the hottest.

  • everybody knows katy perry is just a hole lot of make-up !! check out her old youtube videos. she is super fugly!

  • Hot, really? Without photoshop she's a bit flubby (not toned), her face is bad even with photoshop.. I'll give you boobs, she has good boobs. But so does ScarJo and she has a good face too..
    They're both too short..

  • f*ck off guys, your hot u strip and u get way more money so basically what you call “self dignity” is stupid. celebs are fine with so long as they don't do anything too stupid.

  • she's very hot. love that she has natural curves. but im just remembering the “im a good christian girl” comments she's made, and it gives me a lot of hypocritical vibrations

  • I think she stands out because she has an amazing body compared to all the stick insects wandering around in Hollywood. However, her face is really common. She's pretty, but in a girl-next-door kind of way, which is why I think she appeals so many people. I wouldn't call her gorgeous.

  • Dear sexy Mrs Katy Perry,my name is Ike Nash,and I really love you a lot,with all of my heart. And,I came from an island named
    St.Vincent & The Grenadines,which is in the Caribbean,but now I live in Canada,in the city of Toronto,in a town named Scarborough,and you can reach me at (416) 752-2165,and I think that with all of your success,that you should open up and start a
    Retail Fashion Clothing Store,in the Nation that you live in.And I like you so much that I wrote you a rap song.The name of this rap song is called Crept And We Came,and it was originally rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but dear sexy Ms Katy Perry,I wrote my own rap song for you to the beat/instrumental of their rap song named Crept And We Came,
    using my own lyrics.And I wrote my own chorus and verse 1 for you,using my own lyrics,and I wrote my lyrics to
    Crept And We Came's beat/instrumental.So once again,this rap song named Crept And We Came that I wrote for you,was originally rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but I wrote my own rap song for you to this song's instrumental,using my own lyrics,so here is my song for you sexy Mrs Katy Perry.

    Song Title:Crept And We Came

    My chorus for you Katy Perry:Chilling babe,you're a star,pretty girl,driving cars,leading super stars.By the Bars,in the clubs,hanging out,feeling great,what's up babe.Can we meet,you're so sweet,rolling clean,dressing neat,stay pretty girl,visit me,in ma city,you're so pretty,you're so sexy,sit next,to me.

    Verse 1 for you Sexy Katy Perry:I like you shordy,I like your style,and your smile,make more music,drive me wild girl,you're a legend,what's the season,summertime,chilling out,in my city,girl.Let's party,you and I,throw,your hands up baby,you're a sexy girl.Hey lady,let's have kids,making more money girl,and it's all for you.

  • Hello Katy Perry,here is a rap/hip hop song,that I wrote for you,it is called Look Into My Eyes,and it was originally rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but dear sexy Mrs Katy Perry,I wrote my own rap/hip hop song for you to the beat/instrumental of
    Look Into My eyes,using my own lyrics.I wrote my own chorus and verse 1 for you using my own lyrics,and I wrote these lyrics to the instrumental of Look Into My Eyes.So once again this rap/hip hop song named Look Into My Eyes was originally rapped by
    Bone Thugs N Harmony,but I wrote my own rap/hip hop song for you to their song's instrumental.So here is my rap/hip hop song for you sexy Princess Katy Perry.

    Song Title:Look Into My Eyes

    My chorus for you sexy Mrs Katy Perry:Call me babe,let's ride,Eastside,girl,that's where I'm from,get down,you're sexy girl,I like your style,you're hot,and sexy babe,don't ever stop,from singing,your music,girl.

    Verse 1 for you sexy Mrs Katy Perry:Sing songs,and party,yo shordy,get busy girl,get naughty with me,my city,is very great.You're so amazing and special,like treasures girl,but still more precious,pretty girl,in every way.Chilling out,hey babe,let's play,come around my way,come around,baby,hey lady,you're so so,sexy,sit next to me,I'LL buy,you a,Lexus,Katy,hey Katy Perry,let's dance,and have some babies.

  • Dear sexy Mrs Princess Katy Perry,how is everythang with you,my love.Here is another rap song that I wrote for you,it is called
    Down '71 (The Getaway).And it was originally rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony,but dear Katy Perry,I wrote my own rap song for you to the instrumental of Down '71 (The Getaway),using my own lyrics,I wrote my own verse 1 for you,using my own lyrics,and I wrote my lyrics to this song's instrumental.So here is my rap song for you sexy Mrs Katy Perry.

    Song Title:Down '71 (The Getaway)

    My verse 1 for you sexy Mrs Princess Katy Perry:Chilling,babe,I'm,
    hanging,in ma city,honey,making some money,you're lovely,and pretty,shordy.You're such a cutie,don't doubt me,please,sit beside me,if we meet,I'LL,greet,you very sweetly.So do you like to party,get naughty,and jiggy,baby,sexy lady,Mercedes Benz,is from me,straight to you,my boo,when I get one,gimme some love,and hugs,hey sexy lady,kisses and hugs,to,you,my sexy cutie.

  • Dear sexy Katy Perry,here is a rap song that I wrote for you.It is called Way Too Strong,and it was originally rapped by the rapper named Bizzy Bone,but dear sexy Mrs. Katy Perry,I wrote my own rap song for you to the instrumental of Way Too Strong,using my own lyrics.So here is my rap song for you sexy Mrs. Katy Perry.

    Song Title:Way Too Strong

    My chorus:I’m chilling babe,Russell Brand,is cool babe,honey,check my song.I wrote this song,for you,Katy Perry,so,in ma land,in Canada,ma city,Toronto,ma Hometown,Scarborough,is huge,with lots of people girl.

    Verse 1:Chilling out,babe,reading pages,of a magazine,you’re a sexy girl,and a sexy star,check this song,out girl.I like your style,girl,I like your smile,Katy,I love the way,you,flow,listening to the radio,or a stereo,I really,love you,girl.

  • Hello sexy Katy Perry,here is a rap/hip hop song that I wrote for you,it is called Foe Tha Love Of $.And it was originally rapped by the rap group named Bone Thugs N Harmony featuring another rapper named Eazy-E,but dear sexy Mrs Katy Perry,I wrote my own rap song for,you to the beat/instrumental of Foe Tha Love Of $,using my own lyrics,so here is my rap song for you sexy Mrs Katy Perry,that I wrote for you,to the beat/instrumental of the rap song Foe Tha Love Of $.

    Song Title:Foe Tha Love Of $

    My chorus for you Katy Perry:You’re,so so,sexy,pretty girl,can we stroll,holding hands,babe,everyday,come,over here babe,I like your hair,cutie,sexy girl.

    My verse 1 for you Katy Perry:Party baby,like everyday,and,everywhere,yeah,sexy girl,and can,I say,you’re so amazing,and beautiful,sexy girl,can I comb your,hair babe,can I say you’re,lovely,in every way,pretty lady,can I take you,out babe,do you,wanna,date,babe,you’re so great,pretty baby.

  • She is awlsome but she does not have a good look with that people is u say crap ur crap and bitches so stup ur fraking mousy if u don’t like her y are u on this website yea bye

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