There have been rumors going around that Fergie is planning on leaving the Black Eyed Peas because she wants to have a baby, and also because Will.I.Am is some kind of egotistical douchebag (shocker!). While Fergie hasn’t said anything about those rumors, Will.I.Am has decided to comment on them via Twitter:
Don’t belive gossip about fergie leaving the group (we are never breaking up) its all lies!!!
That’s a bold statement, “never breaking up.” I would love to see a bunch of geriatrics hobbling around on stage singing about lovely lady lumps. I would love nothing more than that.
But seriously, Fergie needs to get out while she can. She could release solo albums every once in a while and avoid Will.I.Am altogether, who would probably just self-destruct in a really public way after that. I’m not a big fan of Fergie or the Black Eyed Peas as musicians, but I would much rather listen to Fergie hilariously misspell words than that “Boom Boom Pow” shit. Please, Fergie, do yourself and the world a favor and really be planning on quitting the Black Eyed Peas.