Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Love It Or Leave It: Katie Holmes’ Breast-High Jeans

Diving head first into a retro 70's attire this afternoon, actress Katie Holmes makes sure to carefully watch her step, as not to trip in her high heels and flared jeans while exiting Brazil Brazil Restaurant in New York, New York on June 21, 2010. Fame Pictures, Inc

OK, they’re not tits-up, of course, but the waistline is pretty up there, huh? Granted, they’re not nearly as bad as Mischa Barton’s lumpy plaintain pants, so I grudgingly admit that I really can’t needle her too much over them.

Holmes was photographed yesterday, out and about in NYC, and I’ll be honest with you — though she’ll probably receive a lot of criticism for her choice in pants, I’m actually kind of digging them, and I think she looks pretty great.

See, I just can’t rock pants like this. I’m way too short. Katie’s what, 5’9″ or something? I, well … I’m just not. I’m more what you’d call 5’3″. Barely. If I wear high-waisted pants like this, not only do I look even shorter, but I look dumpy, too. I’m not overweight, but pants that take up 3/4 of your body height are definitely not flattering if you’re 5’6″ or less.

Anyway, I love, love, love the shirt. My husband always busts my ass about my plaid-loving ways, making cracks like I look like I’m off to wrassle some steer, but I don’t give two shits. Or two steer, for that matter.

You like what you like, right?

6 CommentsLeave a comment

  • I don't care if you're 5'9″ or 12'6″ high-waisted jeans make you look dumpy. Katie is a slim woman, but those jeans are making her thighs look huge!

    High-waist jeans died a long while back and they should stay dead. FUGLY, FUGLY, FUGLY!

  • I love it… been waiting for high-waisted pants to come back for a while now… makes every's legs about a mile longer.

  • Holmes was photographed yesterday in and around New York, and I'll be honest with you even if it is likely to receive much criticism for his choice of pants, I'm actually kind of dig them and I think it is rather well.
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