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Did a Health Drink Set Off Lindsay’s SCRAM?

Lindsay Lohan is Still Looking For People to Blame

Lindsay Lohan and her team are still trying to narrow down what could have possibly activated her SCRAM anklet at the MTV Movie Awards a couple weeks ago. At first she and her mom claimed it was a spilled vodka and Red Bull. Now they’re saying that it might have been Lindsay’s constant intake of Kombucha, that nasty tea they sell at Whole Foods. It tastes like carbonated yeast.

Kombucha contains .05% alcohol. Nothing that would mess you up, exactly, but probably something someone who has a blood alcohol level monitoring device should stay away from. G.T. Dave, president and CEO of GTs Kombucha, made the following statement after hearing what Lohan and her team were saying about their drink:

Although we are not familiar with the technology or sensitivity of SCRAM bracelets, we think it would be highly unlikely that our products would trigger an alarm. After conversations with Whole Foods we share a concern around potential labeling issues related to slightly elevated levels in some Kombucha products. In order to ensure regulatory compliance, we are supporting Whole Foods Market with the temporary removal of all Kombucha products in bottles on tap from their stores at this time.

Ehhhh, maybe you guys should go after Listerine?

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  • Although their strength is slightly higher, but chances are Lilo has declined much more than one or two bottles of tea to raise its level high enough to compensate for her panties!.
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  • so i guess you have never had good Kombucha. to bad. your missing out. don't talk about things you don't know nothing about. oh sorry i forgot, that's what you do everyday.

  • mother fucker! I haven't cared about this girl until this moment! That dumb bimbo is the reason i haven't been able to get my Guava Goddess Kombucha fix for the last nine days! God damn her and her mother's dub lying ass!