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Mischa Barton’s car was towed again … and this time, she wasn’t passed out in the backseat with Cheetos and joints scattered everywhere. [Celebslam]

Is anyone else completely fucking sicked out by Shauna Sand’s appearance aside from me? I mean, come on. I’m all for flaunting prettiness and what not, but this woman looks like a bag of smashed assholes. [popbytes]

Is Bradley Cooper’s career over? Moreover, does Renee have anything to do with it? IDGAF. He’s still hot. [Pajiba]

Did Megan Fox get implants, too? [Celebitchy]

A Biggest Loser finalist claims that the show gave her an eating disorder. [Zelda Lily]

Katy Perry bans straight men from the filming of her latest video. Um … why? I thought the uber-conservative religious didn’t like gays. I’m confused. [Allie is Wired]

Holy crap, Miley Cyrus appears in public without her weave! What, did Billy Ray run out of TP or something? [Amy Grindhouse]

I guess I’m not the only one who thinks Tom Brady’s new hair is totally ghey. [Betty Confidential]

James Franco … is he or isn’t he? [OMGBlog]

Warren Beatty’s daughter wants a sex change, and her parents are freaking out about it. Great. [Celebrity Smack Blog]