Jun 14, 2010 at 11:32 am by Emily

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s assistant quit last week, and her friends are worried that she will suffer a breakdown because of this.  Her assistant’s duties included things like keeping track of all of Lindsay’s appointments (including those court appointments that are kind of important right now) and driving her around to things like her alcohol education classes and probably bars.  Her friends say that the assistant was a “lifeline” for Lindsay, and now that’s she’s gone Lindsay is essentially helpless.

Her assistant quit after only working a few months because she was “exhausted” and she had “had enough of Lindsay’s demands.” Apparently the pay wasn’t that good either.  Lindsay’s looking for a new assistant, but she hasn’t been having much luck yet.  I just don’t know why; I would love to be the girl glued to Lindsay’s side, listening to her drunken ramblings and ideas for legging designs.

4 Responses to “Oh, Lindsay …”

  1. Cor a Looker says:

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  2. Elizabeth says:

    I want to be her assistant! Well, maybe for a week. I can't imagine dealing with all of that crazy for a few months!

  3. Chuck says:

    Maybe she needs a male assistant?

  4. sd card says:

    She and her friends say that the assistant was a "rescue" of Lindsay, and now went to Lindsay, who is essentially powerless.

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