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Jun 13, 2010 at 11:10 pm by Evil Beet







































































































































I thought the Jada Pinkett-Smith joke was funny. And I'd be the first to point out if it wasn't. Also, I'd like to start making bets as to who Catherine Zeta Jones is going to marry once Michael Douglass either kicks the bucket or starts thinking it's 1956 all over again. I mean come on, he's either heavily sedated in those pictures or he's thisclose to being the crazy grandpa who doesn't remember you anymore. So sad.
Jada looks great. I'm generally not a huge fan of red and black as a color scheme but I think she pulls it off quite nicely. I was pretty surprised to see Beyonce, especially without an elaborate weave. That being said, homegirl really needs to get those roots touched up.
I'd forgotten how good a writer you are, Beet!
I'm thirteen.
And I love the thee-at-tah.
“Kristen Chenoweth: I want your dress and your voice and your shoes and your perfect, perfect eating disorder.”
Yes, but you do not want the vein in the middle of her forehead. Although, I'd take the rest with the vein.
This post was sad. Did Beet really write it? It sounds more like one of her minions. Whoever wrote it, it was pathetic and off the mark all the way around.
Scarlett Johansson was the fucking devil playoff showing with Ryan Reynolds and her husband won the Tony for Best Actress in a Play. But it's cool, yo, dude like Alanis Morissette rapper who married her pregnant, as, whatever Scarlett, you can take a hell of a life full and Fell Dave Coulier with it at the cinema.
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he did write it. I can believe that any time