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Breaking News: Shannon Price is Still Batshit Crazy and Even Gary Coleman’s Parents Agree, Too

photo of gary coleman and ex-wife shannon price

According to an exclusive interview with Gary Coleman’s parents, Price is off her rocker in trying to secure Coleman’s remaining fortune, and looking to sink her antler-y teeth into his continued fame by pushing for the rights to license his image.

Color me disgusted and appalled. Just a hint? It’s the color of Shannon Price’s deteriorating gums. You know, that gross grey-pink and sometimes-orange funk. That color.

Gary’s parents, and I quote, state:

“As far as the money goes, we would never have taken money from him,” Sue said. “We weren’t raised that way. The way we were raised, you just don’t do that to anybody … you just don’t treat family that way.”

On the topic of Shannon peddling death photos of their son:

“That was disturbing,” Sue said. “I don’t know if that were her intentions in the beginning. I don’t know if she was taking them for her own purpose and then later decided to do the sale of them.”

And discussing how the couple found out that Price was “handling” all of Gary’s post-mortem affairs:

“[It was] the most strangest message I have heard in my life,” Willie told Meredith Vieira on The Today Show. He described the message: “‘Oh, hi, this is Shannon Price. Thank you for your inquiries… If you need more information my brother is handling the arrangements.’ She left this number for us to call her brother.”

This girl, no lie, is disgusting. She’s the vilest example of a money-and-fame-mongering cretin, and I honestly — honestly — would not be a bit surprised if the bitch clubbed Coleman in hopes that things would end up this way.  I just she gets what’s coming to her, and not what she thinks (read: fame and fortune) is coming.

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