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Snooki Makes A Friend!

A photo of Snooki at the CMT Music Awards

And that friend is that hilarious senator, John McCain.  Ain’t no party like the GOP, Snooki, you just remember that.

In a Jersey Shore sneak peek for the second season, Snooki can be seen using spray-on tan, then making the comment

“I don’t go tanning-tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning, and I feel like he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning because he’s pale and he would probably want to be tan.”

McCain then responded to this on his Twitter:

@Sn00ki u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!

I didn’t vote for McCain and I never would because I’m not crazy, but the bit about The Situation?  So good.  Keep up the jokes, John McCain, but try to stay out of the government please.

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  • Having voted for Obama, I was always partial to some of McCain’s interviews. Especially in some specific magazines. He’s hilarious! A very dry sense of humor, politics aside, of course.

  • Aw, John McCain, I love it when you’re funny and write excellent campaign finance reform laws! Less so when you contradict your previous ideals to play to your whackjob base, but this is nice!

  • Yes, Snooki, President Obama was chillaxin’ with a cool one and watching Jersey Shore and said, “Hmmm, these people are entirely TOO tan. I need to do something about it. Hey, ‘Chelle, I think I’m gonna impose a tax on tanning. These kooky kids are just entirely too tan. Oh, and could you get me another beer?”

    If that were true, it’s probably because he doesn’t want to have the government pay for the removal of your melanoma spots and chemo in the future. Your brain, maybe?

    Hafta love McCain’s sense of humor though!!

  • the bitch needs to make friends with Jenny Craig! I’m sick of seeing her fat, orange ass stuffed into tight dresses!

  • He has no idea who that oompaloompa is. Does anyone really believe John McCain wrote that? LMAO!
    Then again, who knew Snooki could spell correctly.

  • I am an Irish Woman with IVORY SKIN. I love my appearance and never would conside a tan. It is ignorant and RACIST to assume IVORY people SHOULD TAINT thier skin! I love my skin and look beautiful…NO WRINKLES AND A GORGEOUS COMPLEXION! It is just retarded to say to a white person “You would look better with a tan.” Would you ever utter such an igorant racist statement to a person with a lovely dark complexion…”You would look better with a lighter complexion?” It is so ignorant of people to judge someone by their skin tone…just saying.

  • FYI, Emily, 46% of the American people voted for John McCain. According to you, that’s a whole lot of crazy. Although you may not agree with his politics, John McCain is a war hero and his bipartisonship serves as a fine example to other legislators. Your request for John McCain to stay out of politics shows what an ignorant, ill-informed child you are.

  • Hmmm.. Does anyone remember that McCain was treated for a dangerous case of skin cancer?

    “He’s pale” and probably doesn’t want his nose to fall off.

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  • I did not vote for McCain, and I never, because I'm not mad, but little about the situation? So good. Stay jokes, John McCain, but try to stay out of government Thanks.
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