Jun 06, 2010 at 11:52 pm by Evil Beet

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36 Responses to “MTV Movie Awards Red Carpet: THE DRESSES”

  1. Erin says:

    And lo, Evil Beet did descend to be among us. And she snarked. And the people said that it was good. (Amen.)

    • MyCatLovesTV says:

      Off topic…how do you upload a personal picture rather than using the strange faces we are defaulted here? Thx

    • Good Lord says:

      snark all you want Almighty Beet, but i’m starving, and if i have to eat anymore manna i’m going to throw up. Oh, and my feet are fucking killing me.

  2. MyCatLovesTV says:

    Is there a way to get an email alert when a genuine Evil Beet commentary is posted? If wishing made it so….

    • shut up! your cat doesn’t really love TV, now does it?

      • Erin says:

        I am a cat and I love TV.

      • MyCatLovesTV says:

        I have a rescue tabby who watches TV all the time. When he doesn’t like what I’m watching, he moves to the front of the fish tank and slaps at the glass. He keeps the family amused!

      • evilbeetdouche says:

        I have a rescue tabby “that” watches TV all the time. I bet you love the smell of cat piss and spray on the furniture.

      • Erin says:

        My cat pisses excellence.

      • MyCatLovesTV says:

        Self respecting clean people keep self respecting clean homes. Therefore, no smell. Unlike your ass.

        You are not one to talk about grammar issues and the like. For a while you even had a typo in your screen name.

  3. Rachum says:

    soooo Lohan came disguised as a Tara Reid imitation?

  4. FornitSomeFornus says:

    So the fashion posts aren’t usually the things I read, but that was a kick-ass summary, Beet :D I don’t know who Lily Collins is either, but I can’t wait to see those pictures!

  5. klephmeh says:

    Kristen Stewart’s chin is MASSIVE! She really shouldn’t wear her hair like that… it makes her look really mannish.

  6. DarkEmpress says:

    So everyone decided to wear sequins! Looks good. Paris Hilton looks beautiful, I love her dress. Nicki is always there to remind us how Paris would look without the rhinoplasty, the hair bleach and air brushed make-up. Its like a before and after ad for plastic surgery.

    Kristin Stewart is always a fail. She shouldnt have retracted her comment that being photographed is like being raped, because that is what her facial expression always says. Her hair is god awful. How do you manage to get a ponytail wrong? Someone should introduce her to a brush.

    I like Katy Perry; blue wig and the peek-a-boo dress included.

  7. michelle says:

    Paris Hilton’s “wonky eye”!!! ROTFFL!!!

  8. mamie says:

    lindsay honey, angie dickinson called and wants her pantsuit back. she has to go to the dean martin roast.

    (that is old fuck snark, ’cause i’m even older than you, beet).

  9. sleezybeezy says:

    hey hey hey does anyone know if Megan Fox was there? I would have liked to see her, but I don’t know if i just missed her in the slideshow or she just didnt show?

  10. donnie says:

    Lindsay lohan is a drug addict and good lord is a racist
    And now we must all concentrate on the o bvious
    That no one gives a shit

  11. CatWoman279 says:

    Dear Sasha – I don’t know who most of these people are because your pics aren’t labeled. Please research another way to post photos. At the risk of mentioning another gossip blogger’s site, take a look at the form http://www.laineygossip.com/ uses for her photos. They go from pic to pic faster, they are all labeled nicely and then you can close them and immediately go back to the original page instead of having to push “back” 50 times or reload the whole website. It’s way more efficient. I enjoy reading your site more, the commentary is more entertaining but Lainey’s definitely one up on how she displays pictures.

    Thank you!

    Sincerely – Cathy

    • Jessica says:

      I think she does it this way because it gets more page views.

    • I’ll add that you don’t have to push back or reload the website. At the bottom of each of the photos you should be able to go to the previous/next photo from a thumbnail.

      • CatWoman279 says:

        Yes, you can go to the previous/next by using the thumbnail but when you are done viewing all the pictures you do have to push back 1000X or reload the whole web site. It takes a lot longer to view the pics your way and they are not labeled, which is frustrating so I end up not viewing them at all – which I don’t think is your goal.

        I appreciate the response to my feedback though. I do enjoy your site(s) just not the way you choose to display multiple pictures.

        Thank you!

        Cathy

  12. LegalEase says:

    Wow, why has Audrina become so ugly? I don’t know if it’s the teeth, skin, or hair…she just looks awful. She was much prettier before. Her teeth are fucking huge

  13. ccraptor says:

    It’s posts like these that keep me coming back to this blog :) Goddamn teenagers.

  14. milos says:

    All you are awful talking about people like this. You ar so jeaolous. I think before critizing people, you should see yourself in a mirror.

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