Jun 02, 2010 at 02:17 pm by Molls

Jen Bunney June 2

After splitting with husband Spencer Pratt, a heartbroken Heidi Montag has a girls day out with her new roommate Jen Bunney at a park in Malibu, Calif. on June 1.

43 Responses to “Heidi Montag Mourns Her Dead Relationship Poolside”

  1. Elizabeth says:

    the picture that just kills me is this : http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Heidi_Montag_June2_18.jpg

    it reminds me of really cheesy “awareness” posters for depression/drugs from the 90s.

  2. evilbeetdouche says:

    They are super hot.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Once upon a time wasn’t there a ban on this lady and her other dog? :(

  4. Think Straight says:

    I get it. Heidi wants to live with a clone of herself (or maybe she showed her cosmetic surgeon a photo of Jenny and said, “copy that”).

    It must have been intolerable for her to walk around the house and not see a reflection of herself everywhere she went.

    But Heidi – beware! I saw that you can still wrinkle your forehead a little – run, don’t walk, to the nearest botox drive-through. (See the photo where you can see the underside of her shoes – she’s almost making a “poor little me” expression!

    And evilbeetdouche, sorry, but Heidi’s just for looking, not for touching. She’s going to make sure that every part of her body hurts for the rest of her life, so she just looks inviting, but you can bet there won’t be any men bumping those precious boobs any time soon.

    Il faut suffrir pour etre belle must be tattooed on her somewhere.

    • Ultrasleek says:

      Loved that last paragraph and the French saying.
      If she hasn’t had that tattoo done yet, you should sell her your idea, it’s just perfect!

    • evilbeetdouche says:

      That French means “the wench with man-made titties is an aquarium with no fish.” Yay, titties.

  5. archphoenix says:

    I can’t tell the difference between “sad” and “totally vacant” here.

    • Kits says:

      Or the difference between “sad” and “whoring myself out for the camera” — Oh wait, it’s just the latter.

    • DBob says:

      She can only move her facial muscles 1/4 of an inch so the looks are pretty much the same.

  6. i feel so bad for the dogs

  7. mena says:

    actually what surprises me is that in some photos she doesnt look that bad! the thing with her is that she’s always wearing lots of make up, but in some of these she resembles normal… still i’ll always prefer her pre-spencer era.

    and she’s separated from spencer? i totally hate those 2 but seriously who’s gonna take her plastic ass/face now? cuz spencer is having a replacement right this second i bet you, he’s a douche but i bet there are millions of non-brain famewhore heidis out there

  8. BEEBOP says:

    1999 CALLED FOR JEN SHE WANTS HER LOOK BACK

  9. Tricia says:

    This was my favoriTe find of the day! Maybe week!

  10. Ariana says:

    Molls this was the FUNNIEST.

  11. take that! says:

    jajaja they look like porn twins in the 90′s

  12. LoveFromMN says:

    I thought the headline was going to go another way –

    Heidi Montag Mourns Her Dead:

    Personality
    Facial Muscles
    Future
    Natural Hair Color
    Self Esteem

    And on and on… but no worries. EvilBeetDouche will throw a few dollars out there to treat himself to her sex tape someday (next week) so she will be ok.

  13. ADru says:

    I feel like Heidi should break out into song like Hopelessly Devoted to You, or something. It’s like they’ve got contrived down 24/7!

  14. Jolee says:

    hahahahaha! Totally F’ing funny. And what is even funnier to me is Heidi is almost unrecognizable!

  15. Allison says:

    I can hardly recognize Jen Bunney! She and Heidi have been on parallel paths, it seems… I count a nose job (DEFINITELY), peroxide and some seriously excessive tanning. What else?

    • Lauren says:

      For real! I was just about to start my own comment thread about how I’m hella confused about how different Jen Bunney looks! I thought she was Stephanie Pratt at first glance before reading!

      Yeah, she’s def had all the things you’ve listed….she’s still in shape but do you think she’s filled out a bit? Her face is like, a different shape or something. It used to be long and narrow….I’m confused

  16. c. says:

    these photos are hysterical, pathetic, and so great. these images just prove the girl can NOT act, but if that’s the case, i guess they also prove there is some truth in her issues with spencer as seen on the hills – because those moments where she is crying and frustrated look pretty real.

    and i used to like the way she dressed, but it’s just getting worse. guess she’s going after that cheesey playboy bunny/barbie doll look – all pink and pastels cookie cutter crap. jeez, this girl is so sad and unhappy with herself, it shows in everything she does.

  17. k says:

    Her jaw is so fucking weird now!

  18. J.Bunnes says:

    Way to photo-op you sadness, Heidi! Guess what you’re acting still sucks…..faker!

  19. DarkEmpress says:

    her plastic surgery is growing on me. She still looks pretty. Her nose is a little weird, but not Michael Jackson weird. Her butt looks good. Overall not too bad. No where near Lisa Rinna or Joan Rivers disasters. I just hope she stops now.

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