Finally … the juicy tell-all book that you’ve been waiting for.

In light of the fact that Tiger Woods had always tried to maintain a humongous level of privacy (at least before the affairs were found out), People magazine journalist Steve Helling has finally decided to write a no-holds-barred book outlining all of the sordid details that he became privy to as an entertainment journalist.

The book is called “Tiger: The Real Story,” and Helling states that he’s got more information on the fallen golf star than anyone can imagine and claims that the reason he hadn’t come forward sooner was because he didn’t want to lose all access to the cheating golfer:

“Over the years, I had heard rumors of Tiger’s partying – drunken nights at the clubs, dirty dancing with other women, phone numbers slipped to pretty blonds – but I didn’t follow up on the tips … Negative coverage of Tiger – or even positive coverage that wasn’t approved and micromanaged – would often result in swift, permanent excommunication from the Tiger Woods camp. It was in everyone’s best interest to sweep the rumors under the rug.”

According to Helling, anyone who was anyone knew everything about Tiger, his wandering penis and its two nutty friends:

“[Tiger] dated a lot of girls even after he was married to Elin. When he was filming some commercials at Universal Studios, he asked out a few girls, and this was after he was married. If they said no, he’d move on.’”

Though Tiger publicly, uh, “apologized,” many people didn’t consider it sufficient enough to back up off his personal space, hence the tell-all books and leakages that have sprouted up all over the place since November of 2009.

So … will you be lining up to donate to the voyeurism cause that we’re obviously all so dedicated to?

Twilight star Kristen Stewart was photographed last night at the Costume Institute Gala Benefit to commemorate the opening of “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity.” The exhibit was held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC last night. Stewart was not the only notable guest; Vogue‘s Anna Wintour led the exhibition and Oprah was on hand (naturally) for her co-leading abilities. She was probably pissed that it wasn’t all about her, but hey. I’ve told Oprah numerous times she’s gotta learn to share, but my emails always go unanswered. Whatevs.

You can check out some more photos of other sweet-looking A-list celebrities in attendance at last night’s event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Although trainwreck celebutante Lindsay Lohan has a deposition this morning regarding her blatant lack of judgment on what not to do when kidnapping people, mom Dina Lohan made no bones about taking her daughter out ’til the wee hours of the morning the night before.

The mother-daughter duo clubbed it up at Chateau Marmont last night until 2 AM this morning and TMZ caught it all (well, at least the good part — read: their departure) on video.

Guess you gotta get in one good bender before you head to the slammer, right, Linds?

Video courtesy of TMZ

Actor David Boreanaz is the latest star to come clean about his extramarital affairs. The star of Bones is far from an Angel it turns out because homeboy has been sleeping around behind his wife of nine years’ back forever, apparently. David made a statement to People about his affairs saying, “Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I just want to be open and honest. I was irresponsible.”

Before we all pat Dave-O on the back for ‘fessing up re: his misdoings, you should know that David only came forward with this because he had to. Apparently one of his mistresses has been threatening to leak the information to media outlets. Hey! If I have to give the man props for one thing, it’s for not letting some hooker make a dime off of his wife’s pain (I’m looking at you, Jesse and Tiger.)

So why do you guys think this has been the year of unmasking Hollywood’s illicit love affairs? I’m not even going to pretend that men and women in this town haven’t been philandering since forever, but why is this all of a sudden what we’re reading about every day? The Summer of Death wasn’t enough for you? Well, now we’ve got the Winter and Spring of Divorce.

I know all you Twihards have been waiting for this! K-Stew and Lautdawgs headed back to the set of Twilight: Eclipse to reshoot some scenes and the paps were on hand to catch as much of the action as possible. Sure, sure. It’s not as good as seeing the movie in theaters (truly my idea of a completely unreal time) but this should hold you over until the big day.

The only thing Lindsay Lohan has in common with Marilyn Monroe is her penchant for drama, drugs and death and Jon Gosselin’s trying to worm his way back into Kate’s pants. Bad, bad imagery. [Betty Confidential]

Molly Sims photographed looking fabulous in a bikini yesterday. [Celebslam]

Wow. Lady Gaga resembles Marilyn Manson, like, big-time in this photo shoot. [popbytes]

So, is The Simpsons dead, or what? [Pajiba]

Angelina Jolie doesn’t give a crap about meeting President Obama. That’s nice. [Celebitchy]

Rihanna poses for Rolling Stone. Damn, this woman is hot. [Amy Grindhouse]

Everybody hates MIA’s new video. [cityrag]

Dammit, Jon Gosselin has a new girlfriend again. I didn’t realize there were this many stupid fame-whore-y women in the world. [Pop on the Pop]

American troops get down and dirty to Lady Gaga’s music. [OMGBlog]

Women who have an obsession with masturbation and pornography. Yep. It exists. [Zelda Lily]

Michael Lohan’s plane hit by lightning. Further proof that the devil’s inside. [Celebrity Smack Blog]