For awhile there it seemed like the art of the next-level music video was dead, but for the last year or so the ladies of the music biz have been bringing the heat. Between Lady Gaga, Rihanna and Beyonce, music videos have started to become enjoyable again. Take, for example, the newly-released video for Beyonce’s “Why Don’t You Love Me?”
Beyonce, who is known for looking to the past for inspiration in her clothes and videos, takes on Bettie Page this time around and I don’t think I’ve ever seen her looking better. I’m a huge Beyonce fan, and while this isn’t close to “Single Ladies” or even “Ego” as a song, “Why Don’t You Love Me” still hits in all the right places. And I want everything she’s wearing. Was Tina Knowles barred from the set? How’s Beyonce looking so completely classy?
Despite not serving any real jail time for that insane bender she went on two years ago when she wracked up all those DUIs (I like to call it “The Summer of Coke Pants”), Lindsay Lohan is still on probation. Normally probation is a joke when it’s assigned to celebrities, but it looks like the deputy district attorney assigned to Lohan’s case is willing to throw her in the slammer if she’s not taking it seriously.
Danette Meyers spoke to RadarOnline about Lindsay’s case and said the following:
“I don’t know yet if Lindsay has indeed violated probation. If she hasn’t violated probation, I will be very happy for her and send her on her way. However, if she has in fact violated the terms of her probation, I will be asking the judge for a significant jail time.”
Is it possible that someone in Los Angeles is holding Lindsay Lohan accountable for her actions? What a thought!
We won’t know if our girl will be spending her summer in a state prison until the progress reports from her alcohol education classes come in, but here’s hoping she’s graded harshly. As much as I’d hate for my favorite tabloid princess to fall off the radar, I think it’s the only way we’ll be able to keep her around for another decade of crazy news stories. Beside, maybe she can find a new girlfriend in there.
Check out these photos of Lindsay’s super-duper classy ill-fitted blazer and red-roots-on-black-hair court date look from yesterday:
Ms. Louis-Dreyfus had a star unveiled on the Walk of Fame yesterday, but a snafu of epic proportions worked its way into the plans.
Organizers of the event had misspelled the Seinfeld star’s name and had manufactured a star featuring the overt error. The star read “Julia Luis Dreyfus.” However, the issue was caught prior to the unveiling of Louis-Dreyfus’ star and quick Hollywood magic was utilized to create a star with the correct spelling of the thespian’s name. Louis-Dreyfus laughed and chalked the entire ordeal up to standard Hollywood practice:
“The misspelling was so perfectly apt, a great metaphor for showbusiness. Right when you think you’ve made a name for yourself, you get knocked down. It’s an ideal metaphor for how this business works.”
Guess no matter how far you get, you’re always forgettable and insignificant in one way or another, but congratulations on your star anyway, lady — you’re fiercely talented!
Husband Spencer Pratt speaks to Life & Style magazine and claims that a combination of Heidi’s drive for an uber-plastic bod and comments from Ryan Seacrest stating that Heidi’s jugs weren’t all that big have driven her to upgrade. Again.
“When Heidi entered the studio [to be interviewed], Ryan told her that her breasts didn’t look that big to him … She was taken aback. She came home in shock.”
But Heidi’s spokes-ass doesn’t stop there. He claims that while Seacrest played a part in the destruction of his wife’s … uh, ego, she’d been unhappy with the way her boobs came out from the get-go:
“When Heidi woke up from the anesthesia [last time], she was angry [her breasts] weren’t bigger. She said she wanted to punch the doctor in the face. I try to stop her. She’ll do what she wants with her body.”
With absolutely no encouragement from you, Doctor Frankenstein, am I right?
Oh, and her latest surgery might actually debut on television this time. Spencer Insiders state that Heidi and Spencer want to televise the breast augmentation on TV and hope that E! or Oxygen might pick up what is sure to turn into a blockbuster show. Like “Fist Pumping For Love.”
Must have been the photos we posted yesterday of boyfriend Joe Jonas smooching it up with another lady that “drove” Lovato over the edge. I’m so sure.
Evidently, tween star Demi Lovato got up tired and on the wrong side of the bed yesterday and it ultimately resulted in a car crash that “shook” the singer/actress/girlfriend of one of the horsemen Joe Jonas.
However, Lovato claims that her bender was only minor and took to her Twitter to address the outpouring of concern from her hoards of fans, stating she was “totally fine.”
No details regarding the crash have been released, you know, like if it involved another person, car, animal or boyfriend traffic violation and reps for Lovato currently have no comment. As per normal.
Love, love Lea Michele. She’s a total hit in every way. She’s cute, unassuming, talented and down-to-Earth. She seems like someone who’d be really fun to knock a few back with.
However, Lea goes way beyond “cute” in photos from last night’s 2010 Time 100 Gala held in New York City (Yeah, and I guess 2010 is the year of resurrecting and overusing the word “gala,” since “party,” “celebration,” and “event” are clearly way too déclassé for this new narrow-nosed decade).
Michele was photographed at last night’s event in a floor-length champagne-colored dress and looked way hotter than I ever imagined she could … not that we have much to compare to — she’s the nerdiest ever on Glee. Lea looked shy and unsure of herself during the photo ops but it really only added to her appeal.
“I was reversing on Robertson. I pulled into the intersection and realized I was too late to make a left turn, so I reversed. And my friend was like, ‘Yeah, you almost hit Jon Bon Jovi’.”
Gotta love a girl who can publicly admit to almost killing a superstar of epic proportions. And because I do love this girl, I won’t point out the fact(s) that her dress is a little too snug around the waist and long enough to pull the front part of it between her legs and wrap it around her waist like a toga. Twice.
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