The best part of watching someone blow-up is how they handle each milestone. You know, the first time you see a new actress giggling through her interview on Letterman or a new band getting shot by the paparazzi as they see their first sold-out crowd. Those are the great little moments in celebrity that we all love, and the video above? Probably the best example I’ve ever seen of this.

Drake was performing at a show yesterday when an over-enthusiastic fan decided that she just couldn’t keep her titties in her shirt any longer. Like Degrassi, “she went there” and Drake’s reaction? ‘Twas straight-up priceless. Like a true star, he recovered and continued on, but it was hilarious to hear him react to a pair of breasts like they were the first he’s even seen in his life.

All of Gaga’s Little Monsters have been going after my beloved X-Tina for the similarities between her new video for Bionic and well, everything that Lady Gaga’s done since she’s been on the scene and it seems a little unfair to me. Look at Christina in these photos taken of her last night in New York. One could argue that this is the style (from head to toe) that we’ve seen Christina rocking for years. A little rock n’ roll, a little Old Hollywood glamor, right? We’ve known that to be Christina’s style since just after Stripped. When we see Christina stepping out of a hotel with a bedazzled lobster on her head, I say then we can start throwing stones. Until that happens, we gotta acknowledge that this lil mama has been singing her heart out and entertaining us for over a decade.

My loyalty is with The Dirrty One. What about you?

Twitter is arguably the best and worst invention to ever happen to celebrities. Sure, we’re now able to interact with our favorite stars unlike we ever have before, but we also sometimes find out a little bit too much information (Lindsay Lohan, anyone?) Take Jim Carrey’s Twitter for example. We’ve always known him for being a funny guy, but between announcing his break-up with Jenny McCarthy on Twitter and now releasing his shitty artwork via Twitpic, I have to wonder how sane ol’ Jim is.

This painting, which he calls “Heart Upon Re-entry”, was posted to his Twitter last night and it’s title is most likely a nod to his recent break-up. It’s a fine painting, but definitely makes me wonder if one of my favorite comedic actors is actually an over-emotional mess. I know, it sounds like a harsh judgement, but I miss the days where I had no idea what the celebrities I loved were doing in their free time. I think that’s what gave them that mysterious, untouchable feeling that we used to associate more with famous types.

Anyone else feel like Twitter is blurring the divide between celebrities and us common folk?

The Jersey Shore cast is still in South Beach filming the second season of their hit (pun intended) reality show, but that doesn’t mean that they’re not still up to the same tricks. This morning the cast stayed in their comfort zone while tanning and doing laundry. There was no visits to the gym like normally, but gel? Oh, there was gel.

Katy Perry’s new single “California Gurls” featuring Snoop Dogg was released today and everyone’s freaking out about it. OK, well, maybe not everyone, but definitely everyone of my Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook friends. Which is essentially everyone. The song’s catchy, I’ll give Katy that. I’m not normally a big KP fan (in fact, I borderline despise her. I’m a Lily Allen kind of girl), but I can see this turning into the song of the summer for sure. If not that, it’s definitely the song of the day.

Get in your first listen, kids. I’m sure you’re going to be hearing this one a lot.

Heidi Klum has an O over chocolate and other women who consider having chocolate sex. [Zelda Lily]

Samantha Ronson’s hooking up with some other chick, is sure to drive Lindsay Lohan over the edge. [Celebslam]

Glee gets “physical.” [popbytes]

I still can’t believe that 24 is going off the air. It’s officially TV-Armageddon. [Pajiba]

Taylor Swift donates $500k to Nashville flood victims. There isn’t anything this girl can’t do. [Celebitchy]

Avril Lavigne wants to get matching tattoos with Brody Jenner … the word “fuck” on their ribcages. Tell me that’s not something this asshat’s going to regret in fifteen years. [Litely Salted]

Jersey Shore celebrates Cinco de Mayo in the best way they know how. [Allie is Wired]

Mariah Carey has the most idiotic-sounding perfume name ever. [Amy Grindhouse]

Emma Watson’s having a hard time with school. Must be all that Hairy Peter Harry Potter. [Betty Confidential]

Holy Madonna arms revisited: SJP debuts her guns in a wedding dress. [OMGBlog]

Oh, man. Gary Busey had a kid. At age 65. [Celebrity Smack Blog]