The nefarious Bobby Brown reportedly proposed to his girlfriend/manager this past weekend during “Funk Fest” in Florida. His manager, Alicia Etheridge (no relation to the talented Melissa), said yes for some reason and the two celebrated the night away after the show.

The two have an eleven-month-old son together and have been able to stand each other’s presence for the past three years.

Congrats to the couple and good luck to Etheridge … but since she’s already Brown’s manager, I’d say her career is officially over, anyway.

I can’t embed the video so you’re going to have to click over to Oprah’s site to see the video of Christina Aguilera performing her new single “Not Myself Tonight” on Friday’s Oprah, but it’s worth it. The dancers and Christina’s costume are a little whack, but that’s not why we love her. It’s that voice and unlike Whitney, time out of the spotlight hasn’t taken a nasty toll on her pipes. Christina sounds better than ever and her spunky spirit still shines through. At one point during her performance, Christina stops singing to say to the crowd, “And you know what? As women, we do it all, so sometimes we just gotta have some fun, right?” Ugh. Love her.

… ugh. As if that’s really relevant at this point.

Three of Michael Jackson’s body guards have penned a tell-all book that, amongst other things, claims that Michael was not gay like the public tends to believe. The book says that toward the end of his life Michael actually had two girlfriends, one of whom he referred to as just “Friend”. Seeing as he called his son “Blanket”, I don’t find it all that hard to believe.

The trio of body guards have already held one interview with ABC back in March and they will likely be doing a second interview with them in June. While I have to admit that I’m interested in finding out as many details about Michael and his “real life” as possible, aren’t these body guards breaking some sort of non-disclosure agreement by writing this book? And if they’re not, does anyone else find it very random and peculiar that there was no such NDA in place? Maybe Michael is manipulating us from the grave, you guys.

Betty White shared Saturday Night Live hosting duties last night with everyone’s lady-packed comedy dream: Molly Shannon, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Ana Gasteyer, Maya Rudolph and Rachel Dratch. It was f*%#ing amazing, obviously.

Check out this clip of Ana and Molly reprising two of their most celebrated characters with a very special appearance by everyone’s favorite Golden Girl.

And these shots of Betty are kind of to die for, as well:

Yeah, well. I’m not.

Spencer Pratt is indeed shopping around this reality show that he’s developed with Emilio Masella. You know, Snooki’s ex-boyfriend that she dumped over voicemail?

The trailer is laughable and not in the way that they’re going for. The production quality and editing are so budget and this Emilio character not only fails to leave me wanting more, he leaves me hoping that I never see his face again.

It’s no wonder Spencer’s attracted to working with him, though. Emilio gained his fame by sponging off a hugely successful MTV reality star… Sound familiar?

The Couple With The Most Dark Hair took in a movie together last night at the Arclight. So they’re still together. Interesting.

BTW, it’s not the paparazzi that freak me out, it’s the autograph hunters! The people who heard Katy Perry was in a two-hour movie at the Arclight and then showed up with their folder of Katy Perry pictures and albums in hopes they could get her John Hancock and make a nice profit on eBay. Weirdos. Those people are weirdos to me.