Jensen Ackles (Dean from Supernatural) and Danneel Harris (some chick from One Tree Hill) got married last night in Dallas.  The news was announced just a few hours before the wedding, probably to prevent a large number of crying teenagers from showing up and making a scene.

Do you guys watch Supernatural?  If so, high five, and if not, get on that.  I love it so much, not only for the hot brothers, but also for the beautiful angel, the hilarious father figure, and the shenanigans that take place.  I stopped watching it sometime this season though, right after the episode titled “Abandon All Hope” because that’s precisely what I did.  Supernatural doesn’t even care, it will rip your heart out of your chest and shoot it with a sawed-off shotgun, and I adore it.

Thanks for getting married yesterday and giving me an excuse to mention your show, Jensen Ackles.  I really appreciate it!

He was one of the screenwriters and the director of Where The Wild Things Are, director of Being John Malkovich and Adaptation, and a producer and sometimes cast member for all of the Jackass movies (including the third one that comes out in October and is also in 3-D). I unapologetically love all of those things, so there’s a load of points for Spike Jonze already.

Then I heard that he was producing a documentary called The Lazarus Effect about the issues in Africa with AIDS and the cost and availability of treatment.  I know a documentary won’t solve the problem, but it will help raise awareness, and awareness is something that is sorely lacking.  The president of South Africa, Jacob Zuma, defends his practice of unsafe sex with his five wives, several girlfriends, and an alleged rape victim by saying he showers after sex, so there’s no way he could be spreading any diseases.  In the U.S., many people think that living with HIV is similar to living with diabetes, and it’s nothing to worry about.  Ignorance is a big part of the problem, so hopefully Spike Jonze and his crew can help a little in educating people.

Sorry that wasn’t particularly funny or snarky.   Here’s a video of a lovely commercial Spike Jonze did for Ikea to make up for it.

On Friday, Claudia Schiffer had a baby girl at a London hospital. She and the baby are doing well, as is the father, Kickass director Matthew Vaughn.

The parents haven’t released the baby’s name yet, but that should happen sometime next week.  They have two other kids, Caspar and Clementine, so I think it’s a safe bet that it will be a name that begins with a C and is not completely insane.  Good on you, Schiffer family.

Elton John, Lady Gaga, Sting, Debbie Harry, Shirley Bassey, and Bruce Springsteen sang “Don’t Stop Believin’.”  At the same time.  And it was amazing.

These moments of magic happened on Thursday night at Carnegie Hall as a finale to Sting’s annual benefit to raise money for the rainforests, which just adds to the awesome.  Somebody in the audience caught a shaky, not-so-excellent-quality video, but that person should get a medal or at least a certificate for documenting this monumental moment in history.

I may not be a Lady Gaga fan, but Elton John and Sting?  Come on. Just check Elton John out in that video and you will see that he is the undeniable king of beautiful songs and rose-tinted glasses.

A hacker retrieved videos from the computer of Alejandra Jackson, Jermaine’s ex-wife.  The videos are of Michael Jackson’s kids, Paris and Blanket, and Jermaine’s kids playing together, and they’ve been steadily posted on Youtube for the past few months.  The latest one was posted on Thursday.

Alejandra made the following statement:

“The people who have unlawfully released this material are trying to portray my kids as bad children. They are not. In these videos, they are simply playing and pretending, like all kids do. My children and I feel horrible about this and sincerely hope the hackers will be stopped.”

Joe Jackson simply said that “we don’t know who (the hacker) was but we’re trying to find out.”

You better watch it, hacker.  Can you imagine how mad Michael would be if he knew about this?  A guy that put masks on his kids to keep them from being photographed would probably just explode from seeing some home videos on Youtube.  And have you seen Joe Jackson recently?  He is more terrifying than ever.

Tom Cruise made an appearance on Oprah yesterday where he revealed that his four-year-old daughter Suri dictated the fashion in his house, selecting dresses for Katie Holmes to wear at award ceremonies and telling Cruise what to wear.  She’s been doing a pretty good job – when was the last time you looked at Tom Cruise and thought he was insane based on his clothing choices?

Say what you will about the Cruise family being crazy, but Suri is fucking adorable.  Bunny ears and shit.  Precious!