Some London paps tried to capture a meta moment of Lily Allen yesterday while she snapped photos on her phone while walking around town. What they got instead was a whacky photobomber with an unfortunate t-shirt length (I mean I’m sorry, but the bottom of his stomach hanging out like that… it looks like a child’s ass.) I gotta say, it makes for a funny photo set, but photobombing ain’t cool. Messing up someone’s memories! What the hell is wrong with people?

Kate Beckinsale, flawless as always at the Cannes Film Festival. Remember when she was in Pearl Harbor? Yeah, I do, too. [Celebslam]

Mischa Barton in a wedding dress … and I’m afraid. [popbytes]

Damn, Bill Murray (yeah, remember him?) is getting old, dude. … I’d still probably pork him anyway. [Pajiba]

Justin Bieber gets inked at 16. Can’t wait to see who what he’s doing in four-years time. [Celebitchy]

Sarah Jessica Parker goes topless in Sex and the City 2?! Nah, not actually.  And you’re welcome. [Amy Grindhouse]

Lindsay Lohan’s supposedly hooking up with some really hot, older chick. [CityRag]

Miley Cyrus is on tonight’s Dancing With the Stars. Will you be watching? [Pop on the Pop]

Betty White was totally fucking hot when she was younger. Like, I’d switch sides just for her. Hotness. [Zelda Lily]

Porn Queen Chi Chi LaRue interviewed by James St. James. And that’s just entirely too much “ugh” for me to handle in one sitting, sorry. [OMGBlog]

Really, Paris? Still with the wonk-eye? [Celebrity Smack Blog]

Some pretty serious eye candy at Cannes, who’s going to replace American Idol‘s Simon Cowell and the top list for potential Glee guest stars. [Betty Confidential]

While waiting to go on stage at a concert in Egypt last night, Mariah Carey spotted a fire.  Thinking quickly, as Mariah is no doubt apt to do, she took it upon herself to extinguish the fire.  She even documented this feat on Twitter:

In Egypt getting ready to go on stage and suddenly there was a surge of power and an electrical fire started under my feet! Wtf?!

Naturally,my emergency instincts kicked in and I put out the flames w/a towel. Lol(yet true)

The funny thing about this ish is an ol’skool radio station in the other room started playing “aww freak out!”@that exact moment!

I bet Nick Cannon is so proud of his gravy train.

The latest film in the Twilight series, Eclipse, will be out in theatres at the end of June.  That means that filming for the last part of the saga, Breaking Dawn, is all set to start filming, but there have been some setbacks.

Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz, or Alice and Emmett Cullen, want more money.  They originally signed on for three movies, and in order to stick around for the fourth, they require roughly $4 million each. That’s kind of a ballsy move, considering how this series isn’t afraid to replace actors. Catherine Hardwick, director of Twilight, said on the topic:

“It would really break my heart if they were replaced, but it could happen. Things could turn ugly quickly.”

The first thing that comes to mind when considering the possibility of two members of the Cullen family being recast is the intense grieving the fangirls will go through.  I didn’t see New Moon, but I have such fond memories of the Twilight midnight premiere, like when Edward and Bella were just about to kiss for the first time, and the theatre was absolutely silent, then when the kiss happened this girl let out an actual moan.  And yeah, that’s just for Edward, but every member of the Cullen family has his or her own special following, and I can’t wait to see how this turns out.

As for Breaking Dawn, I don’t really care if some people get recast as long as it has the scene where Edward rips into Bella’s womb with his teeth to get the baby out.  That is the only thing I care about.

Demi Moore’s agent, Luke Janklow, confirmed earlier last night that the preternaturally preserved 47 year-old is penning her memoirs and isn’t going to leave any topics out. Moore is said to cover details of her marriage and divorce to Bruce Willis, career moves from General Hospital to major motion pictures and bumping uglies with Ashton Kutcher.

Moore is currently shopping publishers in New York City and anticipates that the book will be released sometime early next year.

In light of this fact, I’ve put together my very own Top Ten list of things that I fucking hope like hell will be included in Moore’s autobiography. Without further ado … The List:

10. Dishing on her hometown of Roswell, New Mexico. She’s the queen of non-aging. She must have learned some secrets from them-there aliens.

9. How she overcame the stigma of her crossed-eyes as a child. It was said that she had undergone two eye surgeries in order to correct the problem and damn … they did a good job.

8. Starring alongside Tom Cruise in A Few Good Men. She might actually be able to tell us what he was like during his heyday … you know, back when he wasn’t (as) crazy.

7. If the leeches she claims to use as an anti-aging regimen work and if they’ve ever bitten her on the ass.

6. If she boned Patrick Swayze during the filming of Ghost. With chemistry like that, just … damn.

5. How much she actually spent on the plastic surgery that she didn’t get and what she specifically had done.

4. Why the hell she produced the Austin Powers movies. That in itself is shadowed in a guise of troublesome ennui.

3. What the sex was like with John McClane Bruce Willis.

2. What the sex is like with Ashton Kutcher.

And the number one topic that I hope she addresses in her new book:

1. Did she really bang Nikki Sixx?

In a recent interview with Allure magazine, Fox claims that nude photos were taken without her permission or knowledge during the filming of Passion Play, which is an independent film about circus performers (sounds, uh, intriguing). During the interview, Fox acknowledges the potential for leaked nudes and states that she’ll kick the shit out of whoever took the photos if she finds out who did it:

“If I knew who took this picture, I would personally cause them harm — physical harm. I’m not a fucking reality-TV star that’s courting the paparazzi and wants my fucking picture taken all the time. I’m at my job and I’m trying to play a character and I’m trying to be serious, and this is the shit that’s happening to me. It makes me furious.”

She also takes her “kick-ass” persona up a notch and claims that she could probably go a week without eating, ’cause she’s lazy:

“I’ll starve to death before I’ll cook for myself. I think I could survive a week without eating.”

Fox also complains about public restrooms and dining out and how it adversely affects her OCD:

“This is a sickness, I have an illness,–this is not OK anymore.”

“I’m never doing that again. Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.”

“Putting my mouth where a million other mouths have been, just knowing all the bacteria that you carry in your mouth? Ucch!”

She also claims that she’s not going to be Little Miss Nice Chick during those annoying interviews that give her publicity which she so desperately craves:

“I was trying to be lighthearted and have a sense of humor, but I have no desire to express it, really, anymore, because I’ve always been fucked doing so.”

Listen, Megan. We might actually buy the whole “I’m eccentric and unique and zany” thing if you weren’t trying so hard to jam it down our throats. I kind of dig you (and I think you’re probably one of the most gorgeous women on the planet), but back off on the whole “I’m crazy! I’m weird! I’m fucking interesting!” thing and let your shit speak for itself, girl.