Jeez Louise. You see that prize? This is Gina Rodriguez aka Demi Delia aka the third woman to step out and say she was getting it on with Bones star David Boreanaz. I’m starting to love this, by the way. I’m starting to really enjoy watching these cheating scandals unfold because it’s essentially a clown car of retarded, pretty girls with all of these guys at this point. And it’s a domino-effect of dumbness, too. It’s as if Michelle “Bombshell” McGee would have never thought to rat out Jesse James for money if she hadn’t seen that Rachel Uchitel do it so well with Tiger. I feel like all these hoes are getting ideas from each other. It’s the skanky leading the skanky and as long as it’s not hurting me, it’s delicious.

ANYWAY! This Gina Rodriguez character apparently had an on-going thing with David after they met and got their sex on for the first time at an Easter party in Encino. Classy. From Radar Online:

Boreanaz turned up at an Easter party at the house with another guy and he ended-up staying the night. Gina had the master bedroom and suite at the house and I saw him walking around (not fully dressed) the following morning. I had the room next-door and could hear them laughing and giggling. Gina told me after he left that he was a ‘really cute and fun guy’.

On another occasion one of my friends drove them to the Guys And Dolls nightclub, and I saw him at the house on at least three more occasions after that.

David and Gina talked on the phone often . She knew that he was married, but she didn’t seem to care.“She claimed that they were ‘just friends, ’ but obviously the relationship was much more than that. I think they casually dated for a few months and the relationship seemed pretty casual but Gina really liked David.

She is a fun woman who has two teenage kids, and although she has worked in the porn industry she is pretty savvy when it comes to business too.

And meanwhile David’s wife is remaining by his side and was even seen out at an event with him this weekend. I would LOVE to know what kind of crow Dave’s eating at home these days. His wife must get to make his life a living hell 24/7 for sport. She probably has that mother fucker by the balls. Good for her.

Let’s see how this continues to unravel…

Vivid Entertainment released even more stills from my girl Kendra’s sex tape and those dirty bastards at CelebSlam had ‘em all. I posted some mostly censored ones after the jump, but you can check out some of the most… uh… compromising ones over there.

Some things to look out for:

1. Kendra is wearing lace-up boots in some of the shots. LOL.
2. There are two of those little “lady visors” that were trendy back in 2002 hanging next to her door.
3. The dude she’s having sex with? He’s white.
4. Brest implants really do make a big difference.
5. She looks really beautiful without make up.

OK, now GO FOR IT:

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A teaser for Rihanna’s Rockstar video came out yesterday. It’s going to be impossible for her to top Rude Boy (from styling to the actual song, it’s one of my favorite things ever) and to be honest, I think this song kind of sucks, but Rihanna knows when to pull out the big guns… or her boobs. Whatever. Check out the 0:23 mark. It’s SFW, technically. I think. I don’t know, I haven’t worked in a real office in four years.

What do you think of Rihanna’s look and Rockstar?

I didn’t want to watch the first Men in Black movie because I was nine and I wasn’t into aliens, but my brother was a dick and threatened some kind of bodily harm if I didn’t see it, so I did.  I didn’t want to watch the second one, but Johnny Knoxville was in it, and since Johnny Knoxville is my secret love, I had to watch it.  I didn’t even know there was a third one in the works, but there is, and I’m going to have to watch that one too.

Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords is going to be the villain, and I am beyond excited.  His character is described as “charmy and creepy,” so I’m even more pleased.  I also hope there’s a musical number involved.  Can’t you just see Jemaine being some charmy, creepy alien-type thing singing some beautiful but hilarious song? Go ahead and try for a minute if you can’t.

The third film will also feature that timeless duo, Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, if you’re into that sort of thing, and its current release date is in summer 2012.  Mark your calendars for what will either be a complete mess or the best movie ever.  It’s all up to Jemaine.

When we last heard from Lindsay, she was worried about not being able to make her court date on Thursday due to volcanic ash. But now, girl has bigger problems.  Someone stole her passport.

But she’s totally trying to get back to L.A., guys.  She tried to board her flight without a passport, but they just wouldn’t let her.  She’s made an appointment with the U.S. embassy to get a new one, but her appointment isn’t until 9:00 tomorrow morning.  Do that math, and Lindsay’s not going to make that court date.  And if we can believe her judge, and I really hope we can, that means an arrest warrant.

Her lawyer’s trying to work something out though:

“I was on the phone with Lindsay’s assistant the entire night and we’re doing everything we can to resolve this issue and get her back to L.A.”

“Lindsay is distraught because it was her intention to get back to L.A. today to do more alcohol education classes today and appear in court tomorrow.”

This whole thing has been so much fun to watch, and I’m going to be a little disappointed when it’s all over tomorrow.  But hey, maybe it won’t be.  Maybe Lindsay will just stay abroad forever, avoiding arrest but still finding time to be the classy girl we all know and love.  That’s probably the best case scenario, but I’m not getting my hopes up.  I’ll just be satisfied if she actually gets arrested.

Though their “mutual” split was said to be “amicable,” sources at RadarOnline claim that a custody battle for Berry and Aubry’s child, Nahla, is in the works and it doesn’t look all that “amicable” at all.

The couple have had joint custody of the child over the past few weeks that they’ve been separated, but Aubry reportedly isn’t happy with the situation:

“It’s been pretty difficult for Gabriel to see Nahla the last few weeks … He’s really getting sick of it and it’s getting to the point where he is seriously considering his options regarding pursuing permanent custody. He refuses to give up rights to his daughter, he loves her more than anything and is determined to be a regular, full time fixture in her life.”

I have to give him mad props on this one, if it does pan out to be true. I don’t know much about the dude, other than he’s wicked, steaming hot, but if he’s clearly as willing as this “source” is making it out to be to be a stand-up father who’s intent on being a permanent presence in his daughter’s life, that’s pretty fabulous if I say so myself.

The same source also states that Halle is to embark upon a trip to South Africa for a new film project and will be away for three months. Berry is said to be taking her daughter with her for the filming, but not if Aubry has anything to say about it. Apparently, words were exchanged between the former lovers as Aubry wants to keep Nahla with him in LA while Mama’s off in South Africa filming, but Berry supposedly won’t budge. Now, Berry’s proposing that she rent a house for the three of them to occupy while she’s filming and has plans to hire her ex (and daughter’s father) as a “full-time nanny.”

You know, as sad as it sounds either way, I’m fucking glad that they’re fighting over their daughter and not menial things like money, property or investments. Whatever their intentions behind gaining a custody agreement are, I hope it’s in the best interest of that gorgeous little girl, Nahla. Divorce sucks, but sometimes the fallout thereafter is much, much worse.