Miley Cyrus got inked again, but this time it’s in a slightly more visible place. The 17-year old singer/actress appears to have gotten the world “love” tattooed in her ear. Trashy? Not exactly. But I still have the feeling that an ear tattoo is not something you want to see on an elderly woman. Ya know, because tattoos are forever, Miley.

If Billy Ray’s going to keep signing off on his underage daughter/paycheck getting her body inked up, then I hope he starts limiting her to places that are usually covered up.

Image via TMZ

We’re a little late on mentioning this, but it’s too good not to mention. Lindsay Lohan is in some mayyyyjor trouble right now. She was due back in the States for a court date, “lost her passport” and wound up getting stuck in  Cannes where it’s been suspected that she’s partying her face off and now? Now a picture of Lohan sitting next to a table with what appears to be cocaine on it in front of her has surfaced.

LiLo is on her way back to the U.S. and of course she’s brushed the whole thing under the rug, saying that she was framed. And her lawyer seems to not be worried about it either. “I do not believe that Judge Revel reads TMZ or any other ‘celebrity’ news and she would never be influenced by something which is NOT evidence in the case,” Shawn Chapman Holley aka Lohan’s lawyer told TMZ. Well then!

Y’all know that I need Lohan to stay out of jail so I can stay in business, but I’m wondering if a Paris Hilton-style trip to the slammer will be what she needs. Like, 70 days locked down in a county jail might get her where she needs to be. It’s not like she’s a normal drug-addict going to jail who will be thrown back onto the street once they served their time. I’m thinking a summer in jail, followed by a low-key fall could actually really save this girl. I hope her judge reads here!

Everyone’s talking about this Jesse James Nightline interview that’s supposed to air on Monday night and ugh, it’s not looking good for those of us who want to keep hating him. Perhaps his act will be as transparent as Tiger’s, but the soundbites that are being released by ABC are kind of heartbreaking.

In the interview Jesse calls himself “the most hated man in the world” and says that he knows he “took a pretty amazing life and amazing success and marriage … and threw it away by [his] own hands.” He also got so worked up that at one moment during the interview he starts to cry and asks to take a break.

I’ve got a softspot for that meathead somewhere, and while my desire is to keep hating him for what he did, I know that I can be broken. Sure, I won’t forgive him for what he did, but it’s like taking back an ex-boyfriend who used to be a cokehead or something. Part of you’s like, “he’s a sick man and I shouldn’t turn my back on him.” Ugh.

Oh wow! This is my favorite thing I’ve read all week! According to a source who spoke to InTouch Magazine, 22-year old JoBro Kevin and his wifey Danielle are still sleeping in separate beds. Yeah. No. That’s wont fuel any gay rumors at all, Kevin. Good people you have around you reporting that to magazines.

Apparently sexy stuff isn’t the issue, though. Kevin a saws logs all night long. You know, he “snores”:

From InTouch:

They’ve only been married for five months, but Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle Deleasa, are already sleeping in separate beds. According to a friend of the couple’s, when it comes to their sleeping arrangements, the honeymoon is over. But it’s not what you think — the problem is that Kevin, 22, snores like a freight train! “Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly,” the insider explains. “She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy.” “They are still crazy about each other,” says the pal. “But the snoring has become a big joke for their friends.”

Damn. I dated a snorer for two and a half years and while it’s definitely not cute, I only had to take to the couch twice because it was too much to bear. Why doesn’t Kevin sink some of his Jonas money into some snore strips so he can sleep next to his wife?

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Wanna see some (more) photos of Paris Hilton wasted? [Celebslam]

I still cannot believe that Grace Jones is 62. Wonder if she’s collecting Social Security. [popbytes]

It’s really kind of frightening how much Colin Hanks looks like his dad, Tom. [Pajiba]

Renee Zellweger goes cling-wrap and bugs the fuck out of Bradley Cooper. Psst … your Bridget’s showing, ‘Nee. [Celebitchy]

What’s up with everyone wanting to bang Betty White these days? [Zelda Lily]

Did Angelina Jolie recently suffer a miscarriage? [Allie is Wired]

Kendra Wilkinson’s really gonna start racking up the dough if she keeps up the lesbian tapes. [Amy Grindhouse]

Holy glistening, sweaty, seductive Marc Jacobs! [OMG Blog]

Yo, Beth Ditto, I think you lost some weight. [Celebrity Smack Blog]

I am currently wrapped in blankets, I’ve taken two Vicodin I have left over from my last dental surgery and I’m drinking hot tea. I wish someone had given me the same warning that I just gave you before I listened to Liza Minnelli covering Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”. This was made for the Sex and the City 2 soundtrack, which is just futher proof that this franchise needs to be stopped dead in its tracks.

Look, I love Liza Minnelli as much as the next gay, I really do. But this is not chocolate and peanut butter. I don’t want Liza in my Beyonce and I don’t want Beyonce in my Liza. I feel really strongly about that.