Gwen Stefani stepped out with her beautiful family in Hollywood yesterday, but the thing that caught everyone’s eye was her brand new hair-do. It’s a shorter, shaggier, looser look than we’re used to seeing from Gwen (who also was sporting all black for a change) and while I love the style– girl! Keep that hair out of your eyes! A headband, a bobby pin, something! I assure you that it will only be a couple of weeks running after her kids with all that hair in her face before Gwen gives up on this look.

What do you think of this cut?

These photos of Lindsay Lohan saying goodbye to her Cannes friends on a yacht this morning are hysterical to me for some reason. The girl has a warrant out for her arrest, she’s passportless, and she’s waking up on a yacht in France all haggard-looking. If either one of those things happened to me I’d probably be hysterical and afriad to be alive but Lohan’s doing the whole, “OMG! It was soooo good seeing you!” thing with her friends and giving her driver a “Hold the fuck on, I’m coming!” look. Lohan. I love her.

I was just scrolling through my Tumblr dashboard when I happened across the completely revolting image above. Of course I assumed that someone had left a mushroom or their breast implant inside of a wet basement for 40 years or something, but no. After reading on I discovered that this is actually just some sick-ass Breaking Dawn fan art.

From rhymeswithemma:

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn has just been confirmed for a Thanksgiving 2011 release date.

Breaking Dawn will be directed by OSCAR-WINNER Bill Condon, a former philosophy student from Columbia University.  I have to say, I almost can’t express how excited I am for this.  Breaking Dawn is hands down the absolute worst book I have ever read in my entire life.  And, as both my grandmother and great-grandmother were librarians and I have very low standards, this is saying quite a lot.  The thought of a middle-aged man who wrote and directed Kinsey attempting to make sense of Stephenie Meyer’s incomprehensible tome fills me with delight.

For those of you who have been able to escape Twilight mania and therefore don’t know what Breaking Dawn is about – 01. how did you manage this? and 02. above is a picture of a fan-created, hand-felted representation of the main character’s monster baby, in utero, before said monster baby is delivered by vampire-teeth-c. section.

So, yeah. I hope you ate your lunch already. Actually, I hope you have eaten all the lunches you would have ever wanted to consume for the rest of your life, because I sure as hell don’t know when I’m going to be able to eat again after seeing that.

Those little kids who reenact hilariously adult things are at it again and this time they’re taking on TMZ. The little boy playing Harvey Levin is holding his signature coffee mug, the kids obnoxiously laugh between lame jokes and the footage is all shot at knee-height. Pretty funny. One question though: Why do all of these kids have speech impediments? Is that a dick question to ask? I’m not trying to be rude, but it’s alarming to me that none of these kids can say a coherent sentence. Some of them aren’t even toddlers anymore.

Lady Gaga’s made no secret of both her bi-sexuality and her unwillingness to slow down her career in order to find a mate, so these photos of her rolling around on a yact with some chick we’ve never seen should come as no shock to any of you. Gaga needed a day off of our tour and decided to spend her time cruising around on a gorgeous yacht in the South of France with this beautiful woman. Pretty rockstar.

You would think that after all these years of her most famous character being labeled a cougar that Kim Cattrall would have learned to embrace the term. Instead Kim’s speaking out against how hurtful and anti-woman she finds the expression to be:

I really take umbrage to the code ‘cougar.’ I think cougar has a negative connotation, and I don’t see anything negative about Samantha [her 'SATC' character] and her sexuality, sensuality and choice.”

I don’t think she stands or sits in bars waiting for young men to prey on… And I think that’s something that people who are uncomfortable with strong women have labeled her.

Personally, I’m less offended than I am grossed out by the term, so maybe Kim has a point. Whenever I think of a cougar, I immediately think of Stiffler’s mom blowing one of my friends in a bar bathroom or something. Yeahhhh… Maybe we should quit that word.