Miley Cyrus and her one-time BFF Mandy were seen out in Studio City yesterday grabbing some sushi. These two were inseparable for years, but over the last year or so we’ve barely seen the two of them out together. Is it just business from their work schedules, or have Miley and Mandy drifted apart? One cause of such a rift would be the age difference between the two. Mandy’s of legal drinking age and is often seen out at LA clubs getting her party on while Miley’s not even old enough to buy a pack of smokes or a porno mag. Does anyone know what’s going on with Miley and Mandy?

When Ke$ha first hit the scene, I think the consensus was “whatever.” You know, so what if the blond girl who can’t sing wants to have a song on the radio? How’s it going to hurt? This is how it’s going to hurt.

This is Colette Carr. I’m sure she’s a perfectly nice girl, so don’t get it twisted. I don’t have a problem with Colette Carr, I have a problem with Colette Carr making “music”. The video above (NSFW!) features the Malibu-raised (aka RICH) Colette basically ripping off Ke$ha’s whole bit, and not even doing it better. “Bitch Like Me” lacks the campy fun of TikTok, and frankly, seeing this little blond girl say such unclever things in such a shocking way is appalling. If this is where music is headed, then please shoot me.

Colette, typically, doesn’t give a fuck about what we think of her music. She’s been quoted as saying, “I’m not worried about how people will respond. I’m creating original music and that’s what really matters to me you know? I’m making music because I love it. Not to impress anyone. I really just love the music.” Not trying to impress? Well, duh.

Lady Gaga doesn’t seem like a prude to me, especially after the photos we posted yesterday, but she does seem like a control freak and a narcissist, which is why the news that she’s forbidden her dancers from having sex while on tour comes as no surprise to me. Apparently Gaga wants her dancers to forget their own needs and just “make love to her”, a request that I’m sure her dancers have no problem fulfilling.

A source spoke to DailyStar about Gaga’s demands:

“She has made it quite clear to all her dancers they are not allowed to have sex while the tour is still going.

“She won’t be happy if she finds out any of them have broken the rules and it’s likely they wouldn’t be asked back.

“She wants them to give 100% on stage so she doesn’t want them wasting energy on bedtime action.

“In saucy routines during the show she pretends to have sex with some of the dancers and wants these bits to look as real as possible.

“She’s a perfectionist and wants every aspect of the tour just right.”

Obviously none of Gaga’s dancers want to mess up the chance to dance on her tour (how many gigs like that could there be out there for professional dancers?) and obviously Gaga wants to squeeze the most out of them that she can, but do you think it’s fair for Gaga to put these kind of restrictions on people that are basically her employees? What if your boss told you that you couldn’t have sex in your downtime the month a big proposal is due? Seems kind of inappropriate to me.

There’s absolutely no question that Lindsay Lohan’s so fucked up because of her parents, specifically her enabler of a mother, Dina. I don’t know if Dina’s trying to keep her daughter crazy, but that’s ultimately what she’s doing. In an interview with RadarOnline, Dina admitted that the whole “Lindsay lost her passport and can’t leave France” thing was just a lie to keep her from getting arrested once she touched back down in the states. Disgusting.

Dina told Radar:

“We did what we had to do to protect her. We did that for court purposes and the warrant purposes. To clear all that up before she hits American soil, which we have done, so she is now able to come. There was no music to face. We were dealing with issues to get her back safely — without an arrest and vacate the warrant. And that takes time, that doesn’t happen overnight. There are a lot of phone calls, a lot of people involved and a lot of decisions being made. So we did what we had to do to protect her…The judge is making an example out of her because of her celebrity status, which I don’t think is fair.”

“There was no music to face”, as if accountability is really such a bad thing, Dina. Ugh. And I’d like to argue that the judge is not making an example of Lindsay due to her “celebrity status”. Most people who’ve gotten two DUIs and get caught with narcotics on them within a two-month span not only serve some jail time, but their license is taken away for years.  Lindsay was quite famously ushered in and out of jail in less than an hour and I still see that little monster out on the road all the time. Lindsay’s celebrity status/money/constant tabloid presence has only helped her throughout this entire process. If everyone with a DUI could escape to France and have their legal team do their dirty work, then the roads would have five times as many drunk drivers, dontcha think?

I really hope that there’s some way that Dina can be held accountable for helping her daughter evade arrest and then flat-out admitting to it in an interview. The Lohans think they’re above the law and it’s dangerous.

Joe Francis was accused of beating on Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole at an LA nightclub last year and now he’s facing similar accusations, except this time it’s from his employees. Two female employees of Joe’s production company Mantra Films have filed reports saying that their boss manhandled them on two separate occasions. Things got really bad one day over at Mantra offices when Joe discovered that one employee had alerted the media to Joe’s violent behavior.

From a source who spoke to RadarOnline:

“Joe came back and physically attacked that female employee and another employee in the accounting department who was visibly pregnant. Other employees came to their aid, including a top company official. Joe then fired all involved employees even if they only viewed the attack. The Santa Monica police were called and took statements.”

Beating down on a pregnant woman? This guy must be out of his mind. It’s not as if he doesn’t know what jail’s like, and that’s most certainly where he’ll be heading if found guilty of these crimes. Is this his passive aggressive way of trying to reunite with his prison boyfriend or something?

Kourtney Kardashian’s babby daddy Scott Disick is a douchebag. I really hate him. After watching him on Keeping Up With the Kardashians and seeing that he’s just a bottom-feeding nobody who happened to impregnate one of those amazing Kardashian sisters and “strike rich” so to speak,  I can’t stand him. I think that he’s as bad as Spencer Pratt for playing into his role as the villain and for treating Kourtney in a humiliating and degrading way in order to maintain that character. If Scott had half a brain, he could probably figure out a way to paint himself as the bad guy without also painting himself as a chauvinistic alcoholic. Why couldn’t have Scott gotten in trouble for embezzling QuickTrim money instead of getting wasted and trashing a hotel room when Kourtney was in her third trimester of pregnancy? That’s all I wanna know.

So that rant came off the heels of me reading something Scott said to digitalspy while trying to defend his honor:

“I don’t mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I’m a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model – I’m the American dream!”

Ugh. Yeah. We’ve got another Spencer Pratt on our hands and the only way to destroy him will be to ignore him. This is the last time I will talk about Scott Disick on the Internet if I can help it. It will be hard because I truly, truly love those Kardashian girls, but it has to be done. Scott Disick must be stopped.