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Kanye West Has Some Hurt Feelings

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Remember when Taylor Lautner was on Saturday Night Live and he had that monologue about the Kanye West/Taylor Swift incident? Then remember all those other times that SNL made fun of Kanye West?  Yeah, so does Kanye.  And Kanye does not forgive or forget.

In his new single, “Power,” Kanye goes after SNL, displaying his overwhelming maturity in handling such emotional matters.  Here’s a little snippet of the lyrics:

Fuck SNL and the whole cast
Tell ‘em Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass
More specifically, they can kiss my asshole
I’m an asshole? You niggas got jokes
You short-minded niggas’ thoughts is Napoleon
My furs is Mongolian, my ice brought the goalies in
Now I embody every characteristic of the egotistic
He know, he so, fuckin’ gifted
I just needed time alone, with my own thoughts
Got treasures in my mind but couldn’t open up my own vault
My childlike creativity, purity and honesty
Is honestly being prodded by these grown thoughts

I know, it starts getting less pointed, but I just love the part about his “childlike creativity, purity, and honesty.”  Way to pull at these old heartstrings, Kanye.  You’re such a beautiful example of what a gentleman should be.

Ok, but really, go ahead and get over yourself, Kanye.  It’s not cute, it just makes you look like a total douchebag.  I don’t even like your music – there, I said it.  I was over it when everybody was singing “Gold Digger” a few years back, and I was over it during your Jesus phase.  Now I just think you’re sad.  Go read some self-help books and get off the radio before your rampant douchebaggery is completely unstoppable.

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