The horror! As we already told you today, Lindsay’s been looking for creative ways to mask her SCRAM anklet (I’m calling it an anklet, OK?) and until Chanel fulfills her request, she’s going to have to rely on some creative fashion choices to hide the unsightly thing. Today Lindsay tried a pair of flared jeans, and while these are the obvious choice, these pants were best left in the 90s when they had their last revival. For real.
Frankly, I thought it was kind of glamorous when she used to let it all hang out at the Polaroid Beach House a couple summers ago. Just chillin’ in a bikini, ankle bracelet visible to the world. There was almost something old Hollywood glam about it. I hope she decides to just embrace it again.
Every time I see her, it makes me think of pussy farts, tit sweat and ass crack hair.
Marry me.
go find your own douche, bitch!
Sweet new photo.
What the fuck does Moll’s have to do with this post?
I actually don’t think the jeans are bad if they were a darker wash and paired with a cute summery top and sandals. Not when paired with whatever that is… Homeless chic or whatever she’s going for.
To me she looks pretty cute. All cozy and covered up.
In denial up to her cokey nose and loving the wah wah wah poor old me attention…