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May 28, 2010 at 01:00 am by Molls
OK, so I realize that about 90% of this woman’s job is to show up and look flawless (the other 10% would be snaking around half-naked inside of a large glass) but for real… how does this woman do it? And don’t you dare say “it’s all hair and make up! We’d all look that good if we had the glam squad she does!” because no we wouldn’t. So I have to know, I just have to know what it is that makes her the physical manifestation of every human’s dream woman because I think my head will break in two if I continue to live ignorant.
Check out these photos of her shilling something called the Cointreaupolitan in Madrid today. Not one hair our of place, not one gangly eyelash. Nothing. I’d hate her if I didn’t want her secrets so badly.
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looks like she got new titty sacks! they look all high and hard and stuff… betches need to SETTLE
Just think she used to eat Marilyn Manson’s pussy.
actually she does the hair and make up herself!
I don’t get why everyone thinks she’s so great…she looks like Rumer Willis
Her face is quite ugly isn’t it? :S
Some girls like you once came up to her and said, “You know, you’re not even that pretty!” and she said, “I know! Isn’t it fabulous!”
True story.
She isn’t pretty, she isn’t cool, she isn’t interesting – she’s famous because she was with some sorry excuse for a musician, and now she’s displaying that 50′s style which got plain boring millenniums ago. I’m sick of this woman being a fashion icon – she isn’t.
Hairspray, corsetting and frequently touching up of make-up.
She doesn’t look good to me. Her face is way too – well, I don’t know really. In my opinion she doesn’t have very flattering facial features.. In fact, facial-wise, I would go as far as saying that she is quite unattractive.
She use corset. Us it too and you will see the difference!
corset+brest implant
The other part of her “charm” is just acting like Marilyne Monroe and other monderfull women! Nothing magic with this chick
It’s this wonderful, magical thing called class. I know it’s been a long time since we saw a celebrity with any of it, but there you go!
Girl might take her clothes off for a living, but it’s not lewd, a la Britney upskirt. It comes across as sensual and beautiful, rather than crass.
WOW… nice baby :)
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good quality…