May 27, 2010 at 03:35 pm by Molls

Mary Kate Olsen Rocks Gaga Shoulders

I don’t know about y’all, but I love me some mother fuckin’ Olsen Twins. And I especially love that melancholy little fruitbat Mary Kate. She’s just the best, ya know? All wild but in a kind of calm way and rich and tiny! What’s not to love? Well, we haven’t seen much of The Twins lately, but Mary Kate was out in NYC today wearing what appears to be some sort of Gaga-inspired jacket with some dominatrix’s belt and some shoes that can’t be comfortable. And dare I say it? I think she put on those five pounds she needed a minute ago. She’s looking good. I’ll keep my eyes peeled for any Ashley updates.

13 Responses to “Oh, Hey Girl”

  1. Malia says:

    I loved the “melancholy little fruitbat” line. Hahaha. Made my day…

    • evilbeetdouche says:

      Is she the fat fruit bat or the one with the eating disorder?

      • Mary says:

        It’s official: I’m in love with you. In the immortal words of Genie: “A woman loves a man who can make her laugh.” (even when you know you’re going straight to hell for laughing at what the man says because it’s so inappropriate.)

      • Mary says:

        Oh yeah, I have no idea if you’re M/F but it doesn’t matter cuz you really are crazy hilarious.

  2. Cat-Face says:

    She has got a nice figure, but that is THE MOST unflattering outfit, EVER.

  3. Lisa says:

    She’s totally pigeon toed. Her feet always point inwards when she walks.

  4. mamie says:

    you know of course that with this post i am officially crushin’ on you, Molls.

  5. Evil Beet says:

    “melancholy little fruitbat” was a stroke of genius, Molls

  6. c. says:

    way to be stealth in calling her fat ;)

  7. Kat says:

    You wouldn’t know fasion if it bit you in the ass!

  8. Jen says:

    Aw, come on, now. We all know MK was a fashion influence long before Gaga even knew Gaga. Calling any garment that has big shoulders “Gaga-inspired” and not “Edwardian” is a big mistake.

    • Laura says:

      this is just what I was thinking. Now everything has to be inspired by Lady Gaga. THERE WAS FASHION BEFORE GAGA PEOPLE! I like Gaga’s music but I’m sick and tired of her ass kissing fans.

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