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Lindsay Lohan Goes Back to Blonde

I wonder if it’s the equivalent of Amy Winehouse going back to black or Britney Spears going back to, uh, pink.

The newly-free, almost-jailbird Lindsay Lohan has lightened her once-black tresses to a light, sunny blonde. And her hair follicles scream in a pained response, along with myriad club owners that remember Lindsay’s (even more) coked-out, club-hopping, DUI-getting days. My advice to them? Shut it down, buddies, shut it. the fuck. down.

Lohan was said to have spent ten hours yesterday (doing what, God only knows) in the salon trying to achieve her perfect, “I’m nuckin’ futs” shade of flax.

So, which do you like better, crazy black-haired Linds or, ah, crazy bleached-out Lindsay? I mean, I guess it doesn’t really matter … no amount of hair color will cover up (or remove) the crazy.

So … Next!

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  • Blond is better, but I’d really prefer her natural hair color. Red is rare, and since her skin is incredibly sun damaged (to say nothing of cigarette, alcohol and drug damaged), red hair at least explains why her skin looks so aged.

    But her poor hair (or extensions, or whatever it is that trails behind her)! It must be as damaged as her liver, kidneys and skin. Too bad she’s incapable of leaving herself alone, chemically.

    • I agree. Her red hair is best. But I’d still tap that regardless of her hair colour or how damaged her liver, kidneys and skin are.

  • You know, I read a few weeks ago that more courts are testing random drug testing of hair samples for alcohol abuse. I’d guess that bleaching would ruin the sample. I wonder if her lawyer told her to go blonde…

  • She better lay off the dyes and bleaches. Her hairline is almost to the center of her head as it is. It the rest falls out, she won’t even have anything to attach the extensions to, and will have to resort to wearing wigs the rest of her life. She is only in her early 20’s, and soon will have little or no hair. She will look just like the crypt-keeper.

  • WHY, WHY, WHY can’t she just stick with her amazing red hair. The blond makes her look like she is dying, well maybe she is….