May 26, 2010 at 03:25 pm by Molls

Common and Serena Williams = Dunzo

Word on the street is that Common and that horrifying Williams sister, Serena have broken up. A source close the the couple says that they “grew apart”. Oh well! I never liked the two of them together, so this works out great.

As I already said, I am completely terrified by the Williams Sisters (Venus is the truly scary one) and Common is just like, the dreamiest. I couldn’t really see them working out in the long run. Common needs someone more soft and feminine in his world, and perhaps that someone could be me. I’m just sayin’.

Call me, Common.

23 Responses to “I’m Probably Going To Start Dating Common Now”

  1. Leeann says:

    Wow, that was racist. Check out Jezebels latest post about the William’s sisters and stop think your shit doesn’t stink.

    • omg says:

      WTF does that have to do with racism???? I mean, it’s rude, yes, to call someone terrifying. But that was not a racist comment. And if you assume she means it had anything to do with race then you are being ridiculous.

    • Anonymous says:

      pretty sure nothing about race was mentioned or even implied in that post. way to read/

    • Erandyn says:

      Oh yeah, and we diss Lohan cos she’s white. And of course we bitch about Winehouse cos she’s Jewish. Yeah, that must be it how it works. *rolls eyes*

    • Whit says:

      Oh, STFU. It wasn’t “RACIST.” Quit pulling the race card on every single negative thing said about a black person. Sheesh.

  2. dick says:

    any fat chick with huge thighs and an ass that requires handlers has some hope today

  3. wpolochick says:

    Umm….Venus and Serena WIlliams are two of the greatest female athletes of all time. I think it’s laughable to call them ‘scary’ and think you’re better than them in any way. So what, their thighs are the width of my body – they KICK ass and are role models for young girls everywhere and are healthier looking than most of us are anyways!

  4. justme says:

    I love Serena!

  5. Teen! says:

    She’s always quite lovely when pushing her product on HSN.

    Btw…..This is not Serena in this photo!

  6. mcswa says:

    It’s not racist to criticize a black person (excuse me, African Americans for the PC’s). I think it’s more racist to treat them any differently. If you think they’re ugly, then say it (Freedom of Speech).

    They’re already athletes, and seem to have their heads on straight. So, I don’t hate, even though the thighs are a bit much for my taste.

    And, what’s a “Common”?

  7. Good Lord says:

    Yes Common, if you are into sniffing glue, retardation and vanilla white chicks (and not scary negros) give molls a call.

    She is the drug addicted, ugly, narrow assed, white chick of your dreams.

  8. Nic says:

    Yeah I don’t get why Serena (and Venus) are scary…very strong black women…hope that’s not why you’re terrified of them.

  9. DarkEmpress says:

    Why exactly are you afraid of the William’s sisters? They are fierce on the court and that is why they are the world’s best but in interviews they are intelligent and personable.

  10. Anonymous says:

    To say Serena is scary and unfeminine, you obviously know nothing about her. She’s pretty girly, very sweet, intelligent and funny. They’re both terrific women!

    • shytown says:

      Serena and Common I agree did NOT make a cute couple. Common if you’re reading this call me! I’ll bet you all the black girls will be mad that he’s even gonna consider a Latina, but he will ;) trust.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Did anyone else see Serena chase after the linesperson and threaten to “shove the ball down their f****** throat” at the US open? That’s why she’s scary.

  12. Sandra says:

    ?Go Go Go? for it, Molls.

  13. Iusedtolikethissite says:

    RACIST. YOU DISGUST ME.

    BEET, THIS SITE ISN’T EVEN FIT FOR A DOG’S DINNER ANYMORE. GET NEW WRITERS. NONE OF THEM ARE WORTH ANYTHING.

  14. pebobryson says:

    Common already has someone soft and feminine in his life……..himself

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