Fantastic. You’re the kind of reader we appreciate around here.
We don’t have it. But it’s on Drunken Stepfather. IT IS TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Did you read that sentence carefully? YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH THIS IN AN OFFICE WHERE ANYONE — including bosses, small children, pets or old ladies — MIGHT WALK BY YOUR DESK. To be very, extra, super clear: It is a clip of Kendra Wilkinson giving a blow job. Watch it here.
A few comments:
1) Kendra’s original tits are adorable! She didn’t need a boob job. I think small, perky tits like that are so freakin’ cute, and I’m bitter that I got these giant honkers that can’t manage to look anything but hyper-sexual in a tank top. (To be fair — I liked them just fine when I was 18.)
2) This guy’s underwear is probably what inspired Borat’s look.
3) If I’m a hot piece of 18-year-old ass giving head to some gross hairy dude while he films it, and he can’t even get himself fully hard for the experience, I am leaving and I am taking the tape and my dignity with me.