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Oh wow! This is my favorite thing I’ve read all week! According to a source who spoke to InTouch Magazine, 22-year old JoBro Kevin and his wifey Danielle are still sleeping in separate beds. Yeah. No. That’s wont fuel any gay rumors at all, Kevin. Good people you have around you reporting that to magazines.
Apparently sexy stuff isn’t the issue, though. Kevin a saws logs all night long. You know, he “snores”:
From InTouch:
They’ve only been married for five months, but Kevin Jonas and his wife, Danielle Deleasa, are already sleeping in separate beds. According to a friend of the couple’s, when it comes to their sleeping arrangements, the honeymoon is over. But it’s not what you think — the problem is that Kevin, 22, snores like a freight train! “Kevin and Danielle had never spent a night together until their wedding night, so she had no clue that he snores so loudly,” the insider explains. “She loves her husband, but now she sleeps in a guest room when he gets too noisy.” “They are still crazy about each other,” says the pal. “But the snoring has become a big joke for their friends.”
Damn. I dated a snorer for two and a half years and while it’s definitely not cute, I only had to take to the couch twice because it was too much to bear. Why doesn’t Kevin sink some of his Jonas money into some snore strips so he can sleep next to his wife?
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Snoring in the burden you bitches have to pay for the LD.
This story sounds like total bull
Yeah, snoring is code for “bad in the sack.”
I wouldn’t sleep with him either.
If a man snores, it’s cause his bitch is a cold fish.
Which is why the douche warms his blow up sex doll first before he makes her squeak for 10 seconds.
His wife has a busted ass face
god I hate snorers. my ex was horrible. countless nights of sleep. I wanted to smother him.
i can’t believe anyone would want to fuck kevin jonas…..SICK.
As the wife of a snorer, I can totally understand wanting to sleep in separate rooms. I’m not sure I buy that that’s the real reason, though.