May 21, 2010 at 01:30 pm by Molls

I am currently wrapped in blankets, I’ve taken two Vicodin I have left over from my last dental surgery and I’m drinking hot tea. I wish someone had given me the same warning that I just gave you before I listened to Liza Minnelli covering Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”. This was made for the Sex and the City 2 soundtrack, which is just futher proof that this franchise needs to be stopped dead in its tracks.

Look, I love Liza Minnelli as much as the next gay, I really do. But this is not chocolate and peanut butter. I don’t want Liza in my Beyonce and I don’t want Beyonce in my Liza. I feel really strongly about that.

13 Responses to “Don’t Listen To This Unless You Have Health Insurance”

  1. Good Lord says:

    Pathetic. Laughable. Sad. Disturbing.

  2. Sazza says:

    That was fucking awful, I’ve queefed more musical tunes than that atrocious display!

    Excuse me while I go see the doc, I punctured my eardrums with a ballpoint pen at about 20 seconds in…

  3. Señor Loco says:

    Nothing say beautiful music like a singer who ends every note that sounds as though she’s about to go into labor.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Ha ha ha, Molls, the line about peanut butter and chocolate was genius.

  5. Shrugs says:

    i liked it.

  6. SNK says:

    O M F G…

  7. BitchyBeetlet says:

    Are you gay Molls?

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