Miley Cyrus Is Toxic
May 20, 2010 at 12:03 pm by Emily

A photo of Miley Cyrus at the Hannah Montana wrap party

Or her jewelry is, at least.

Walmart is pulling her jewelry line off the shelves after lab tests showed that the jewelry contains a high amount of cadmium, which is bad news (cadmium poisoning was on House, if that tells you anything).  It’s not lethal if it’s simply worn, but it will fuck your world up if you ingest it, and that’s what people are worried about.

Well, by “people,” I mean the Associated Press, who conducted the test.  Walmart and Miley knew about the cadmium months ago, but I guess they figured it wasn’t a problem because the jewelry line is marketed for adults, and adults aren’t the ones chewing on jewelry, kids are.  But of course there’s no way some little Hannah Montana fan with an oral fixation would purchase a necklace or anything, and it’s not like anyone’s ever seen a baby suck on Mom’s earrings.

Get it together, Walmart.  Start by not selling jewelry that can kill people.

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4 Responses to “Miley Cyrus Is Toxic”

  1. Anonymous says:
    May 20, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    and this is why painters die young

    Reply
  2. Mindy says:
    May 20, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Ummm… I could swear they had this SAME problem with some other Miley Cyrus merchandise a year or so back.

    Always said she was hazardous to the health of impressionable kids… and now there’s proof.

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  3. melissa says:
    May 21, 2010 at 11:52 am

    i can’t wait until she goes away..anyone who buys her products deserves the cadmium.

    Reply

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