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Justin Bieber Makes Out In Parking Lots

Justin Bieber Makes Out The Safe Way

Justin Bieber keeps it real unlike his Disney employed peers. While they’re all playing the virgin card, Bieber’s at least copping to getting his make out on all over town like any other teenager. Biebs talked to the NY Post about his lip-locking and the self-described great kisser said that he’s down to make it happen with a chick wherever, but he’s not going to compromise his insurance rates in the process.  “I mean, if you’re driving, you make a little stop… you know, like the Wal-Mart rest stop, you’re good,” J.Biebs said of his roadside liplocks.

But who are the girls he’s making out with? You know Biebers got bitches in every state. And by “bitches” I mean “15-year old girls.” And what mother would ever allow her daughter alone in a car with Justin Bieber?

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  • Yet another reason to wish that I could transform into a teenage girl at will.

    Oh, unless he makes me listen to him singing. Sorry; Justin Bieber is to be snogged and not heard.

  • I don’t get the Bieber mania. My daughter loves him too– she’s 9. He looks like a 12 year old kid. I saw some pics of him running shirtless on the beach and he had the body of a starving 12 year old boy. I’m sure he’ll grow out of the scrawny stage soon, though.

  • Six months tops before we hear from some dude swear “He sucked my cock in a Cracker Barrel parking lot”.

    Bets anyone?

    • I don’t know, depends on when the next time is that you’ll be in a Cracker Barrel parking lotl

      • Hey everyone A-hole is here!

        It won’t be me in the Cracker Barrel lot, because you know I am always having my cock sucked by your father at WalMart.

  • In max. 3 years noone will remember who he was (and what he was doing). Look how far one can get when he has props… Coz talent obviously he hasnt. Not in a million years. Its just a bubble thrown in the mid of little and teen girls. Pass!

  • Judging by that photo there, Kiddo, kissing the back of your hand for practice doesn’t count.

  • Meh he’s very talented, look at his old youtube videos. Hes just getting turned into a stupid pop sensation… He so should have picked JT over Usher when they were both fighting over him lol

  • i would kill to be the girl with him………………………..he is so hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!