May 20, 2010 at 03:18 pm by Molls

Justin Bieber Makes Out The Safe Way

Justin Bieber keeps it real unlike his Disney employed peers. While they’re all playing the virgin card, Bieber’s at least copping to getting his make out on all over town like any other teenager. Biebs talked to the NY Post about his lip-locking and the self-described great kisser said that he’s down to make it happen with a chick wherever, but he’s not going to compromise his insurance rates in the process.  ”I mean, if you’re driving, you make a little stop… you know, like the Wal-Mart rest stop, you’re good,” J.Biebs said of his roadside liplocks.

But who are the girls he’s making out with? You know Biebers got bitches in every state. And by “bitches” I mean “15-year old girls.” And what mother would ever allow her daughter alone in a car with Justin Bieber?

27 Responses to “Justin Bieber Makes Out In Parking Lots”

  1. Simon Jadis says:

    Yet another reason to wish that I could transform into a teenage girl at will.

    Oh, unless he makes me listen to him singing. Sorry; Justin Bieber is to be snogged and not heard.

  2. Lisa says:

    I don’t get the Bieber mania. My daughter loves him too– she’s 9. He looks like a 12 year old kid. I saw some pics of him running shirtless on the beach and he had the body of a starving 12 year old boy. I’m sure he’ll grow out of the scrawny stage soon, though.

  3. Anonymous says:

    ew this is going on the list of things i could have died without ever knowing.

  4. Anonymous says:

    hahaha, justin bieber is a good kisser?

  5. Good Lord says:

    Six months tops before we hear from some dude swear “He sucked my cock in a Cracker Barrel parking lot”.

    Bets anyone?

    • Anonymous says:

      I don’t know, depends on when the next time is that you’ll be in a Cracker Barrel parking lotl

      • meohmy says:

        Burns like a bitch huh Good Lord?

      • Good Lord says:

        Hey everyone A-hole is here!

        It won’t be me in the Cracker Barrel lot, because you know I am always having my cock sucked by your father at WalMart.

  6. DarkEmpress says:

    Anyone here watch Grey’s Anatomy? I just finished watching the season finale and it was great! So much blood, so much drama!

  7. sjsjdjsksks says:

    I am pretty sure that beiber said that on the johnjay and rih radio show.
    Yup:)

  8. XYZ says:

    In max. 3 years noone will remember who he was (and what he was doing). Look how far one can get when he has props… Coz talent obviously he hasnt. Not in a million years. Its just a bubble thrown in the mid of little and teen girls. Pass!

  9. Ramou says:

    Justin Bieber is the only boy that I’d let touch my boobies in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

  10. kelly says:

    I would be more worried about my son in a car with him than my daughter

  11. clockworkgirl says:

    Judging by that photo there, Kiddo, kissing the back of your hand for practice doesn’t count.

  12. Shady says:

    Meh he’s very talented, look at his old youtube videos. Hes just getting turned into a stupid pop sensation… He so should have picked JT over Usher when they were both fighting over him lol

  13. inlovewith justinbieber says:

    i would kill to be the girl with him………………………..he is so hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. hdhdhdhdhhdhdhdjsksksjdj says:

    omg u guys are weirdos

  15. MONKHZUL says:

    hi im from mongolia you songs i like hehe you good lucky bye go go

  16. kyah says:

    omg he is so hot

  17. Mrs says:

    i love justin bieber sooo much!
    i would do anything to be with him or just kiss him
    hes so sexyy (:

  18. Anonymous says:

    OI! JUSTIN EU TE ADOLLO MUITO VC É UM GAROTO MUITO LEGAL

  19. Boybanger says:

    Justin will soon admit to loving the penis…mine.

  20. NotGonnaSayMyName says:

    Dang I thought he was better than that.
    Oh well, I don’t know if I believe this.

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