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This Is The Funniest Jake Gyllenhaal Has Ever Been

Jake went to the Moscow premiere of Prince of Persia.  Then he went to a club.  The above video documents what occurred.

I’m not a huge Jake Gyllenhaal fan.  I liked him in October Sky, and he was pretty cute in Brokeback Mountain, but that’s about it.  However, I am always a fan of drunk guys dancing and hitting on girls in clubs, so I feel I am at a crossroads.  I remember that atrocity called The Day After Tomorrow, but then I watch him get a friendly arm pat and a dismissal from some girl at around 1:38, and I just can’t help laughing.  What a cruel position you’ve put me in, Jake Gyllenhaal.

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  • It’s interesting that this blog has reported that Jake is actually gay. And I fell for it. But body language does NOT lie. The way he’s standing over the girl that gives him the shoulder pat, and then the way he grabs on the other girl’s waist at the end…I literally gasped. He wanted them SOOOO bad. Makes me re-think his sexiness factor (in a good way). ;)

  • Bearding with Reese Witherspoon for 2 years doesn’t lie –

    Jake is gay as a goose.

  • I don’t see a dismissal in the arm grab by the girl he’s standing over. She’s touching him – it looks like an invite to me.

  • I don’t see any ladies dismissing him…in fact he seems to have an endless supply of the ladies.

    are you making things up so this can seem like gossip or news???

    a more honest description would have been- Jake G dancing with moscow ladies.

    I guess the evil beet can quit saying he is gay now, which i always thought was retarded.

    • Exactly! There was no dismissal! There was a tap…OK, but that was all.

      Once again Emily, you are doing what I busted your balls for a few posts ago, just making shit up so you have something to rant about. You were so promising when you first started and now you are just another Beet Tool!

      • she’s leaning away from him 1:32 and at 1:39 the arm touch was more of a comforting, ‘sorry about that’ move.

  • sure looked like a dismissal to me..looked like she was saying, “sorry, but i have a boyfriend..you understand, right?”

    • Are you joking? Any Russian bitch would jump at the chance to date an American especially a Hollywood actor. They would date/marry a flea infested homeless person who couldn’t recall the last time he wiped his ass, if it meant coming to the Sates.

      Besides, the reason she backed off a little bit was because of the intense heat radiating off his fucking boner.

      Yeh, man…..she wants its……she even glances down at IT!

      • hahaha, nah, i bet that is the coolest club in russia and the girls dancing are not some mail order brides that need to be ´rescued´. they probably have shit loads of money. russia=oil.

      • As much Russian oil money as there is it is spread amongst very few people, and if she were one of those people she certainly wouldn’t be alone or if she were worth a damn to someone who did have money she wouldn’t have been alone at the bar. In all honesty I think she just blew him off because he just looks so fucking gay. Not wanting to be seen with a tool is a desire that even trumps the need to escape a life of poverty in Russia.

  • Lmfao. From 1:50, it’s absolutely hilarious.

    And ew @ Russian whores. If I was Jake, I wouldn’t touch any of those vodka-filled STD sluts

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  • Russian bitches and STDs? WTF? Are we still in the ’70s??? Grow up little American scared people.