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A Desperate Michael Jackson Begs For Money on Recently Released Private Tapes

Never-before-heard audio recordings from Michael Jackson have recently surfaced, and no, it’s not a new verse for P.Y.T. It’s actually much, much sadder than all that. The tapes, which Michael recorded himself, are of Michael making a series of phone calls to friends basically begging for help with money.

RadarOnline had the transcript:

“It is Michael. Ahh, it is 4:30 in the morning here that’s why I sound very sleepy (laughs) and I’m really worn out… but please check the message I left a day or so ago. I am very concerned. I don’t trust that man. We think he’s bad, we think he is Italian Mafia. Please… we must be smarter than him. So please, help me with this. I need to get that, those funds so I can do that, I wanna be away. . . I don’t want to be in Neverland right now.”

“I am very embarrassed. But, um, there should be that I have some finance that’s coming up January, February 2nd, and um… that’s why I, we, need to have on sun screen to the account 150. Please don’t be mad at me for… (inaudible) It’s something that’s very important to me and my family, because I’m afraid for us that I’m being stalked and I think it is (name withheld).”

“It is Michael calling. It is very important, I want that 150 in that account for me, because… I am very concerned about my life. I am hearing a lot of stories that (name withheld) is still trying to sabotage (inaudible) me and I want to be in a different environment and, um, I’ve found a place that I like and now (inaudible) I want to be away for a while where they can’t find me. So please help me, help (inaudible) help me, and, um, more important than (inaudible). We are brothers.”

Ugh. He sounds like me on the phone with my parents when I can’t scrape together the money to pay my cellphone bill. How completely depressing.

Here’s what I’ve taken from this story:

  1. Never become famous.
  2. If you have to become famous, don’t be a Jackson.
  3. Save your money.

Thanks for the lesson, Michael! Now that you’ve officially given us all that you can, I hope you’re allowed to rest in peace.

16 CommentsLeave a comment

  • He had all the talent in the world and was a decent and caring enough person (albeit towards children), but man was he ever stupid and immature. He fucking killed himself basically. In his message he stated he didn’t “want to be in Neverland right now”. How are things going for you in Hell / “Bend-over Land” right now Michael? Demon cock and Macaulay cock aren’t quite the same are they?

  • “It is Michael. Ahh, it is 4:30 in the morning here and I’m dead, that’s why I sound very sleepy and I’m really worn out.”
    “I don’t trust that man (my father). We think he’s bad, we think he is Italian Mafia. Please… we must be smarter than him.”
    “I am very embarrassed. I am very concerned about my life. I want to be away for a while where they can’t find me. So please help me, help (inaudible) help me… We are brothers, Tito.”

  • i feel so sad for him-guess having all the talent, money and fame in the world does not make u happy…so sad

  • what a terrible post molls. i used to like you. none of it makes sense, its pointless and probably untrue.

  • all u MJ haters must be very young..and couldnt possibly know anything about anything especially nothing about popular culture for the last 30 yrs..everything u hear or see in music,dance,fashion,video is because of Michael Jackson..absolutely everything..Michael jackson was the greatest entertainer of all time…easily one of the most influential perons the world has ever seen..thru his music and love for the world..we wont see anyone even close in our life time, it may never be seen again..never again will we see one person reach every nationality and of any age group..the man was a world phenomenon that hasnt been seen since Jesus Christ..such a man demands the respect of the entire globe..let alone naive uneducated trash like yrselves…

    • “the man was a world phenomenon that hasnt been seen since Jesus Christ..”

      You know, I have always wondered just how much better the world would have turned out if Jesus Christ had just learned to play an instrument, write a tune, or maybe had moon walked on the Mount.

      Man, so many missed opportunities.

  • Isn’t the bashing enough?! Hello!! MICHAEL IS DEAD!Let him rest in peace!! This,this killed him! Tabloids and stuff. All untrue. Never judge him unless you are perfect!!He didn’t even did anything even though all these so-called-news is destroying him!! greedy people.
    Not everything you hear is true~

  • Isn’t the bashing enough?! Hello!! MICHAEL IS DEAD!Let him rest in peace!! This,this killed him! Tabloids and stuff. All untrue. Never judge him unless you are perfect!!He didn’t even did anything even though all these so-called-news is destroying him!! greedy people.
    They are the reason why had gone to that position.Not all you hear is true.
    army of love

  • Good lord. He is asking for his own money. (transfer from one acct to a private untraceable acct. It was def in someone else’s name or he could move the cash himself) He was once again paying someone off, and he was being evasive so if/when the message as made public he could make up any story he wanted to explain the request. You fans are so naive. It’s sad