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People Are Actually So Stupid to Think Kim Kardashian is Dating Justin Bieber?

Like, to take it seriously enough that they’re sending death threats to Kardashian?

God, I haven’t even had breakfast yet this morning, but I think I’m going to throw something up. Honestly.

Rumors are obviously going ’round regarding the young Justin Bieber and the, uh, “worldly” Kim Kardashian and people are saying that the two are shacking up — naturally, because Bieber claimed that K was his “ideal woman,” and the two ended up later meeting at a White House Correspondents’ dinner. Bieber fans were in an uproar when their demigod posted a photo of himself and Kim on his Twitter, calling her his “girlfriend.” Kardashian did nothing to squash the ridiculous rumors when she tweeted that she, too, has “Bieber-fever.”

Fucking gag me.

Kardashian claimed to have received numerous threats and nasty messages from die-hard Bieber fans wishing death upon the big-bootied celebutante and went running to her boyfriend Bieber to call the dogs off. Bieber addressed his hoards of fans via — where else — Twitter:

“Ladies calm down. Kim Kardashian is a friend. A very sexy friend but a friend. No need 4 threats. Let’s all be friends and hang out often.”

Get with it, stupid pre-pubescent girls of the world. Kim Kardashian only dates hot, jacked black dudes. I think your skinny, whiny-assed Bieber’s safe. For now.

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