May 06, 2010 at 07:00 am by Sarah

Like, to take it seriously enough that they’re sending death threats to Kardashian?

God, I haven’t even had breakfast yet this morning, but I think I’m going to throw something up. Honestly.

Rumors are obviously going ’round regarding the young Justin Bieber and the, uh, “worldly” Kim Kardashian and people are saying that the two are shacking up — naturally, because Bieber claimed that K was his “ideal woman,” and the two ended up later meeting at a White House Correspondents’ dinner. Bieber fans were in an uproar when their demigod posted a photo of himself and Kim on his Twitter, calling her his “girlfriend.” Kardashian did nothing to squash the ridiculous rumors when she tweeted that she, too, has “Bieber-fever.”

Fucking gag me.

Kardashian claimed to have received numerous threats and nasty messages from die-hard Bieber fans wishing death upon the big-bootied celebutante and went running to her boyfriend Bieber to call the dogs off. Bieber addressed his hoards of fans via — where else — Twitter:

“Ladies calm down. Kim Kardashian is a friend. A very sexy friend but a friend. No need 4 threats. Let’s all be friends and hang out often.”

Get with it, stupid pre-pubescent girls of the world. Kim Kardashian only dates hot, jacked black dudes. I think your skinny, whiny-assed Bieber’s safe. For now.

18 Responses to “People Are Actually So Stupid to Think Kim Kardashian is Dating Justin Bieber?”

  1. Good Lord says:

    Well we know he can’t be fucking her in the ass. His three inch little boner would still be about six inches short of penetrating that booty.

    Maybe she sucked him off. The White House has that effect on woman, you know.

  2. yum says:

    Looks like Kim’s taking a lesbian to her prom.

  3. Mike says:

    Is that picture distorted or has Kim had some (more?) really terrible work done on her brow, eyes and cheeks?

  4. ??? says:

    2 huge asses in one picture. Waste of film……

  5. DarkEmpress says:

    I wouldn’t put it past her. Have you read what her ex-husband said. Basically that she is a whore who will fuck men for their money and fame! Justin unfortunately has money and fame!

  6. evilbeetdouche says:

    That chick looks like she’s got cancer.

  7. whuuuuuuuut says:

    She looks like a praying mantis!

  8. lily says:

    It looks like her head was super-imposed on… gah.

  9. pufinstuf says:

    KK- terrible surgery results.
    JB- His hair makes me angry. He looks like he is wearing a hair hat.

  10. donnie says:

    ladies? sounds more like dumb girls and immature older pedaphiliac men

  11. Keer Leer says:

    dirty dirty kim) u'll never wash your dirt – its all your sex tape – i've heard second part of ray j sex tape is out – experiencing money shortage – are u kim?

    source: http://celebrity-pirates.blogspot.com/2010/06/k…
    or: http://bit.ly/cevOBj

    hot b#tch

  12. lal says:

    I hope we wont see another sex tape in the comin weeks. I never watched such a hair fuck such a gigantic ass. Or think of him eatin her, that would make some off the hook shots

  13. kuwaitisbest says:

    hi everyone , kim is a nerd and i hate her because she is not the right kim shes fake and justin bieber will never b e yours.

  14. HOT HIT SEX FREE PLAY GRIL I LOVE YOU ME

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