May 06, 2010 at 04:37 pm by Molls

Just when you think your life blows, there’s Tila Tequila to offer a bit of perspective, am I right? I thought my Cinco de Mayo was poorly spent at a dive bar being repeatedly poked in the head by sombrero wearing college students from the OC who had no business being in Silverlake until I saw the photos of this Tila Tequila-hosted shitshow. Good Lord! Can you imagine flying to Vegas to celebrate a drinking holiday only to wind up in a room with several hundred Jersey Shore casting pool rejects and this whackjob singing on the speakers? Disaster. And how is Tila Tequila still locking down major hosting/performing gigs?

Regardless, I think her hair looks kind of cute…

13 Responses to “I Will Be Devastated When Tila Tequila Finally Dies”

  1. Good Lord says:

    Yes molls, I’m here. You called?

  2. ADru says:

    I wonder if she sang her hit “I ain’t tryin’ to fuck your man”? Sure to liven up any party!!

  3. CrabtownUSA says:

    Please..someone check her immigration status. Send her back to Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh trash.

  4. meohmy says:

    I bet her cut smells like molls dick…..phew!

  5. Anonymous says:

    She just looks like her vagina reeks…

  6. evilbeetdouche says:

    I’m thinking venereal warts

  7. her. says:

    Uhh, what happend to that supposed baby? Guess she’s not preggers after all.

  8. beba says:

    I was just thinking i’d heard she was pregnant, surely she’s not if she’s still carrying on like this!

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