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OMG! Jizzing My Pants! New Twilight: Eclipse Photos! Can’t Even Deal!

I know all you Twihards have been waiting for this! K-Stew and Lautdawgs headed back to the set of Twilight: Eclipse to reshoot some scenes and the paps were on hand to catch as much of the action as possible. Sure, sure. It’s not as good as seeing the movie in theaters (truly my idea of a completely unreal time) but this should hold you over until the big day.

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  • “Jizzing My Pants”? Couldn’t cum up with anything original molls?

    Do you have a penis?

    • Yeah but it wasn’t until now that we get to see these pictures. They were there last week.

  • In defense of Molls;

    Urban Dictionary: Jizzing
    getting rather excited or happy over something, similar to buzzing about something.

    Molls can jizz her pants if she wants. She can also jizz her shoes, her t shirt and even her cat if she fucking wants to.

  • Oh my god……what is the big deal about Twilight. The movies are HORRIBLE! These movies are just excuses for young obese “goth” chicks (which I saw a TON of them at Wal-Mart waiting for New Moon) and lonely women to oogle young men who are shirtless.

    I mean come on sparkly vampires? What the hell?

    And Vampires Vs. Werewolfs? Women falling in love with vampires? Haven’t we seen all this a MILLION times, NOTHING about these movies are good, or even remotely original.

    • Oh my god thank you!!! it’s like everyone is possesed whit twilight, i mean i admit i kind of enjoyed the 2nd movie but i totally forgot about it 10 min after, besides that vampire dude is gross and the sparkly vampires thing is crap, you know it, i know it…

      and you know what? i cant believe everyone is so obsesed with something an old maid wrote, obviously only fat goth chiks get it i guess. i think they hope some greasy dude is gonna tell them they are special and then she’s gonna have the life she can only dream about

    • Chris & mena your comments were so fucking funny. I fell out of my chair.

      “just excuses for young obese “goth” chicks (which I saw a TON of them at Wal-Mart waiting for New Moon) and lonely women to oogle young men who are shirtless.”

      “I mean come on sparkly vampires? What the hell?”

      “i cant believe everyone is so obsesed with something an old maid wrote, obviously only fat goth chiks get it i guess. i think they hope some greasy dude is gonna tell them they are special and then she’s gonna have the life she can only dream about”

      The Lord is pleased!