Ever Wonder What It’s Like Inside the Mouth of a Jersey Shore Guido?
May 03, 2010 at 06:27 am by Sarah

Wonder no more. It’s probably a combination of cigarettes, Pina Colada, Juicy Fruit chewing gum, the nether-regions of other Guidos or Guidettes and now, thanks to Spencer Pratt, “Guid-o Juice.”

“Guid-o Juice” is under research and development by the new dynamic business duo: Spencer Pratt and Snooki’s almost-tanner ex, Emilio Masella. The drink is said to become “the most popular Guido energy drink in the world.” The two have already teamed up in anticipation of the blockbuster show, “Fist Pumping For Love,” but it doesn’t look like the gravy train’s stopping there. Pratt’s obviously doing his damnedest to make sure he gets a piece of the <i>Jersey Shore</i> Guido/Guidette capital and he’ll stop at nothing to do it.

Oh, “Guid-o Juice.”

What’s the fascination, Pratt? Where’s the appeal in this for you? What’s with the hyphen?

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3 Responses to “Ever Wonder What It’s Like Inside the Mouth of a Jersey Shore Guido?”

  1. mario says:
    May 3, 2010 at 7:20 am

    it’s “set to become” not said to become. please stop writing like you speak. you sound really dumb.

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  2. anonymous says:
    May 3, 2010 at 7:33 am

    Douche Juice, I’m sure it will just be flying off the shelves.

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  3. RiotGirl says:
    May 3, 2010 at 10:17 am

    To bad the first ingredient can’t be Dignity!

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