May 03, 2010 at 07:29 am by Sarah

I have a soft spot in my heart for Seth Green. Not because he’s “cute,” not because he does voice-overs on Family Guy, but because he played the part of Richie Tozier so damned well on the television production of Stephen King’s It way back in the day. He rocked Richie.

Anyway, Seth has gone and tied the knot with his new bride, Clare Grant. Grant, the model/actress, gained her fame appearing in Black Snake Moan with Christina Ricci and currently stars in MTV’s $5 Cover, a show about bar-and-club-hopping wannabe musicians.

The two were engaged on New Years’ Eve and married this past weekend at George Lucas’ Skywalker Ranch in Northern California.

Beep-beep, Richie Seth. Congrats.

10 Responses to “Break Out the Hankies: Seth Green is Officially Off the Market!”

  1. Cat-Face says:

    He looks like a short, bearded lesbian in this photo. But I still like him ’cause of Buffy….

    • adair says:

      AH, he does look like a lesbian! still, my heart hurts a little.. I always loved him. Now I know I really have no chance (as if I ever thought I did – plus I’m probably 2 feet taller than him)

  2. Cor a Looker says:

    Dammit. Another one I’ll have to cross off my list. I’ve loved Seth Green for the whole of the 90′s. and 2000′s really. And although I might only have been 11 when I saw him in Can’t Hardly Wait, I’ve loved his tiny ass.
    Though when he was Oz on Buffy I really had the hard-on for him. True story.

  3. wierdbot says:

    He’s an adorable little munchkin.

  4. Anonymous says:

    He’s NOT, never gonna be The Fonz!

  5. He’s the cutest Pocket Person ever.

  6. Mama Bean says:

    i love seth. i’m glad he’s happy :)

  7. ccraptor says:

    It’s all about beep-beep Richie Tozier! I like you Sarah, never leave.

  8. Chuck says:

    I give it two years before her drugs wear off and she realizes she’s married to a midget.

  9. dd says:

    NOOOOOOO! I’ve been dying about this for months.

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