Feature
- Adrien Brody. Shirtless. Cannes.
- Baby's Sex Revealed: Snooki's Having a ...
- CAPTION THIS and Win Stuff from Evil Beet!
- Guess the Celebrity Nails!
- Celebrities Without Makeup: Guess Who?
- Check Out Ryan Gosling's 'Gangster Squad' Trailer
- Who's Hotter: Courtney Stodden or Mom?
- Rihanna v. Chris Brown: A Brand-New Feud
- More Accusers Come Forward Against John Travolta
- Johnny Depp: "I am not single."
- 5 Best Dressed at the 2012 Met Gala
- Win Amazon Gift Cards!
- Everyone *Finally* Hates Kim Kardashian
- PHOTOS: Lindsay Lohan's 'Glee' Stills
- Guess the Ill-Dressed Celebrity!
May 01, 2010 at 10:26 am by Emily
What’s that? You don’t know who Cinco Armstrong is? Why, it’s Lance Armstrong’s fifth child, of course! Don’t worry, Cinco’s account should get verified as soon as he grows a skeleton.
According to the fetus’ profile page, it will be named either Jack or Olivia once it forms a reproductive system. Regardless of sex, little Cinco already has 1, 946 followers, so there won’t be any issue of love in the kid’s life. He or she will also have four siblings, a hot mom, and a father who is an American hero, not only for all that bicycle business, but also for famously fathering five children with one testicle. You’re a miracle in so many ways, little Cinco. Consider me one more follower.
-
-
5
5 Responses to “Tweeting From The Womb”
Leave a Reply
-
Lady Gaga Now Owns The Ruby Slippers From ‘The Wizard of Oz’
you all are hateful little fucks. let her be and say whatever she wants to. -
Brad from LFO Never Harassed All Those Women He Harassed
LOLLLLLLLLLL @meh ‘I think it’s funny he thinks he was ever famous’ HAHHAHHHA I am curious to see if the ‘band’ starts touring again soon (with a new 3rd member of course). Wonder if he really is a... -
OMG, New Breaking Dawn Posters!
You’ve pinpointed the EXACT reason I cannot bear KStew in these films. Agreed, the character is paper thin (as best), but at least there was some semblance of charm in the way she is written in the books. There is no charm in her acting, no...
Recent Comments, Yo
| PHOTOS: The Breaking Dawn Premiere | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| PHOTOS: Courtney Stodden Pre-Plastic Surgery | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
|
| PHOTOS: J Woww Does (All Of) Maxim | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
| PHOTOS: Lea Michele Wants Ashton Kutcher Bad | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
This just weirds me the heck out.
i think its a cute way to document the pregnancy, and very “now”. i followed!
Newest post: “My dad’s a huge dick from what I can tell”
Eww. I refuse to follow a fetus on twitter.
Our priest says that this is Lance’s way of delivering a subtle pro-life message to all the sinners.