Simpson recently sat with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview and let slip some pretty disturbing news: she only brushes her teeth every other day.

Okay, coming from someone who has a severe dental hygiene compulsion (ahem, me), this is really, really disturbing news.

Simpson claims that she doesn’t like to brush her teeth every day because she hates that slippery, clean feeling and doesn’t like the way her lips, ah, “slide all over her teeth”:

“My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery. But I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday … But I don’t brush them everyday. I’ll use a shirt or something.”

Oh, ew, ew, ew!  Come on, my skin is crawling!  Jess, hon, the whole point of brushing your teeth, other than to get the food and crap off your teeth is to make sure you don’t build tartar up under the gum line which is gross beyond gross.

Oh, Jess.  You claim that you like your teeth “coated” with “plaque” … Keep this in mind: once they finally rot out of your head, you’ll miss that gross, old slippery cleanliness.

I guess we finally did find out what the hell was up with Lady Simpson’s mouth.

Nope, I didn’t either, but I guess it’s just another one of those fleeting web rumors that get started out of sheer boredom and hatred for certain celebrities.

According to various sources, Brown was said to have joined the ranks of other deceased celebrities throughout this week, but Brown’s rep quickly squashed the rumors. It was said on Twitter and Facebook that the former New Edition star suffered a “serious seizure” and had been rushed to the hospital only to die minutes after arriving.

Good thing. Who else would we blame for the continued ruination of Whitney Houston’s career? And face? Who else would we think of, aside from Whit herself, when we hear the catchphrase, “Crack is wack”?

Blessed saints must preserve Bobby Brown. … Either that, or all those years of drug abuse. This dude’s never going to bite it. He’s been practically mummified by cocaine.

Girlfriend Kate Hudson almost had an up-skirt moment when the wind bitch-slapped her gauzy dress at the Tribeca Film Festival last night for the premiere of The Killer Inside Me.

However, co-star Jessica Alba raced to the rescue and flattened the fabric against Hudson’s legs so that the paps couldn’t snap her snatch.

And I thank her for that, really, I do. For all of the banging Hudson’s said to have taken over the past few years, we might have found out whether or not she’s really carrying that baby everyone’s talking about. Little dude might have peeked out and flashed the cameraman a thumbs-up or something. Or the shocker.

Jessica Alba: 1, Rest of the World: Indebted.

I know, I know. Bad pun.

Toxicology reports have come back regarding fashion designer Alexander McQueen’s premature death and it looks like the dude was totally serious about ending his life. Law enforcement officials claim that McQueen took down a cocktail of cocaine, sleeping pills and tranquilizers — all of which were said to be a “lethal combination.”

That’s not even counting the whole hanging thing, either.

The Coroner’s office received information from close friends of McQueen’s stating that it was hardly surprising the famed designer went the way that he did — he was said to be extremely depressed over the loss of his mother and claimed that work-related stress had overwhelmed him to a breaking point.

This entire situation is so sad. It’s always such a tragedy to lose a fabulously talented person, (and one that was rumored to be so wonderful, too) but it’s far worse to lose them to the demons of depression.

Again, RIP, Mr. McQueen. I know you’re with your mama and I hope you’re at peace now, too.

Well, I totally saw her divorce coming, but the newborn baby adoption has definitely got me kind of thrown, for real.

According to an exclusive interview with People, Sandra claims that she adopted her new baby boy, Louis, a New Orleans native, about three months ago. The process was started over four years ago and Bullock was finally able to bring him home this past January. Sandra states that the child was named after the other Louis that happened to be a New Orleans native — Louis Armstrong.

This is the first interview Bullock has sat for since news broke about her husband’s wandering eye weeks ago. She also confirms that she has filed for divorce. During the interview, the topic that’s been on everyone’s minds since James was photographed in Nazi garb emerged — Did Sandra know anything at all about his sordid obsession with Hitler and his army? Bullock states that she absolutely had no idea:

“The photo shocked me and made me sad. This is not the man I married. This was stupid, this was ignorant. Racism, anti-Semitism, sexism, homophobia, anything Nazi and a boatload of other things have no place in my life.

Sandra states that she has all intentions of raising her new son, Louis, as a single parent.

Good luck, girl, and really … you’ve given me even more of a reason to think that you have a stellar character.

Check out the latest episode of Back to Reality, starring Chelsia Hart, one of the few cast members of Big Brother season 9 who remains un-incarcerated.