Rumors have been circulating that Sir Anthony Hopkins is pulling some straight-up Mariah Carey diva bullshit on the set of Thor and apparently they are so far from the truth that Sir Anthony is considering taking legal action to stop them dead in their tracks.

Last week people were saying that Sir Anthony was going after his co-star, Chris Hemsworth, criticizing him and his acting ability on set. While it probably wouldn’t hurt anyone to get pointers from a living legend, these rumblings were considered to be a “horrific, vile lie” by Sir Anthony. When asked by the press about his side, his wife Stella completely denied the claims and said she’d be speaking to his lawyers to hold whomever started the rumors accountable.

Lesson learned: Don’t mess with Sir Anthony Hopkins. Riiiiiiight?

This is a horrible way to start my day with you, dear readers. I hate to tell you this, but Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas AKA Sick AKA Nelena are no longer an item. According to a source who spoke to People, anyway. Has this been the hardest news week ever or what?

The source says that the 17-year olds split because of their hectic work schedules. With Selena in Europe all summer making a film and the JoBros sweeping the globe with another one of their hard-hitting and non-stop tours, there just wont be time for the two to spend time together. They went on to tell the magazine, “it’s evident to everyone that they will always have a super strong connection.” Obviously.

If Selena and Nick can’t stay together because of work, does the same fate await Jemi? Is this The Summer of Death Part 2, The Remix?

P.S. If you guys like to wallow in the sadness of a break up the way I do, click here and just do you for two. It’s OK to cry. Let it out, girl.

Huh.  Didn’t see that one coming.

Anna played a cameo appearance on the latest promo video for the Give a Damn campaign, which is trying to raise awareness for the equality of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered individuals. Give a Damn is sponsored by the True Colors Fund, which was created by Cyndi Lauper.

The above video features appearances by Cyndi herself, Anna Paquin, Whoopi Goldberg, Elton John and Clay Aiken, among other prominent celebrities who support the cause.

Check out their website here — it’s guaranteed to make you feel all happy and warm inside, unless you’re one of those horrible bigot-people and if you are, man, I don’t know what to tell you.  If you give a damn, prove it … go donate and put your money where your mouth is.

Girls, you know you’ve all done it. Dude broke up with your ass, you felt all busted up inside and went on a bender flaunting your hot bod for all to see. Inside you kind of hoped that said ex would be seething with jealousy and inside you knew that you’d (probably) take him back in a heartbeat if he even hinted at it.

Well, my lady Kim Kardashian’s in Phase III of the breakup stage. Phase I consists of denial, Phase II is the eat-yourself-sick (or drink-yourself-hospitalized) week and Phase III is showing off your gorgeousness in every way you can, hoping like hell that Phase II’s calories didn’t wreck the shit.

Kim’s looking superb these days and by “superb” I mean she “hasn’t been photographed wearing anything else but a bikini” which, again, is synonymous with superb.  Hope you’re feeling in the pink, Kim — you’re sure looking it!

Oh, and you’re welcome.

Remember that crazy-bitchin’ old show, Blossom?  The one that starred Mayim Bialik and her zany fishing hats with the over-sized flowers perched precariously on top?  Yeah, I so used to rock those hats … back when I was cool, that is. I had about forty of them in different colors and patterns. Being a product of the eighties, I wanted to be Blossom in every way.  She was, like, the epitome of high-class teenagers. … In total retrospect, at any rate.

It’s been confirmed that three of the key players on the 90′s show will reunite — just not Joey Lawrence, because he’s too busy being obscurely irrelevant — on the Fox comedy ‘Til Death on April 25th. Mayim Bialik, Jenna Von Oy and Michael Stoyanov will all appear on the show in a dream-sequence-type reenactment.

‘Til Death‘s producer, Don Reo, came up with the idea of a Blossom reunion because he’s running out of other options he originally created the concept for the original Blossom show and thought it’d be a kitschy little thing to do.

And I agree.  I don’t watch ‘Til Death, but I’ll be tuning in on April 25th just to relive my youth.  Again.