This comes from Star magazine, so the source obviously isn’t as credible as, say, US Weekly or whatever, so take it with a grain of salt. Or don’t. Either way, what fun.

According to “sources,” MTV’s executive producers are pushing for Snooki and J-Woww to get pregnant during this season’s filming. That just has greasy, over-tanned greatness all over it, right? Again, supposedly, the producers are offering $500k bonuses with the promise of a follow-up reality show produced — obviously — by MTV. Star reports:

“Star has learned exclusively that producers are trying to entice one of the female stars [of Jersey Shore]… to get pregnant this time around.

‘They’re offering a big bonus for a baby,’ a source reveals to Star. In fact, the source says producers are prepared to cough up a half million dollars and a spin off series for the female cast member who agrees to get knocked up. And it looks like Snooki, 22, might be up for the challenge.

‘I want twins,’ the tiny Guidette… squealed in an exclusive NYC interview with Star. Along with her new boyfriend, a hunky bodybuilder named Emilio Masella who works as a personal trainer at Gold’s Gym in Connecticut, Snooki confessed, ‘We want a boy and a girl, fraternal twins. I think our kids will be so cute! But I don’t want to get married or anything until I’m like 26 or 27.”

I hope to God that these rumors aren’t true and that Star is making bullshit headlines once again, ’cause damn … I don’t know if I could live in a world where Snooki’s bump-it has to be removed because it might cause pregnancy complications or watching J-Woww go through the DT’s because she’s got “that baby-kind of thing” in her “tummy.”

The girl’s gorgeous, but damn, does she attract some nuts.

Not too long after Erin Andrews’ first video-stalker was sentenced, she began her stint on ABC’s Dancing With the Stars and yet another one had emerged from the woodwork.

Andrews’ newest stalker has reportedly been sending threatening emails to The Dan Patrick Show since this past September and sources state that the emails have gotten increasingly violent over the past few weeks. According to law enforcement, three emails have come in over the past three weeks:

March 14, 2010 — “I would love to get close enough to her to show her my suicide vest.”

March 26, 2010 — “I hope she gets shot in the face. I would love to see if she can dance away from a hail of gunfire. That would really make my day.”

March 29, 2010 — “Dear Dan: I hope Erin Andrews gets murdered in L.A.”

I mean, they really haven’t arrested this guy is yet? The FBI claims that they know who the man is — the man evidently didn’t even try to hide his identity — and we’re still hearing about how “awful” and “violent” these messages are. What the hell are they waiting for, this dude to go all semi-automatic postal on ABC’s studios or maybe to find Andrews’ body chopped up into itty-bitty pieces and scattered outside Grauman’s Chinese Theater?

So, yeah. Let’s advertise all over the media that we “know” who the guy is, so that he hears about it and can successfully go into hiding before the Feds finish their coffee and doughnuts and finally decide to go and track this sick sack of shit down.

Fuck, man.

Rumors were circulating a few weeks ago that Jake G. was dating none other than my personal female celebrity crush, Rachel McAdams, but “sources” are refuting that and upping the ante on speculation.

The woman in question is Isabel Lucas, who is most famously known as Adrien Grenier’s ex-girlfriend and/or the girl that was Shia LaBeouf’s passenger when he wrecked his truck that one time. However, Lucas is more than a pretty face: she took part in Steven Spielberg’s WWII miniseries, The Pacific (which rocked according to the nerd in me) and also had a role playing Alice in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

According to Lainey Gossip, they had recent eyewitnesses that conveyed Gyllenhaal’s up-close-and-personal with Lucas:

“The McJakey campaign was born after Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal presented together at the Oscars. Unfortunately there will be no McJakey. Not yet. Because it looks like Jakey is tied up with someone else.

Jake is currently shooting a movie in Montreal called Source Code. Last night he was spotted at Garde Manger and I’m told exclusively that he was ‘all cuddled up’ with Isabel Lucas. She’s the actress from Transformers 2. The one who was with Shia LaBeouf on the night he fucked up his hand in that accident even though she was supposedly dating Adrian Grenier at the time. In any case, she is the hotness.

Jakey was wearing a white shirt over jeans, apparently even hotter in real life. When he wasn’t wrapped around her, he was trying to get Isabel to dance with him. She seemed shy. And he didn’t seem to be missing Reese at all. Or, for that matter, Rachel.”

What do you guys think? A trade-up from Kirsten Dunst and Reese Witherspoon or just another flash in the pan?

Jason Lee’s ex-wife, Carmen Llywellyn, claims that she’s still haunted by the ghosts of Scientology past that tormented her during the couple’s seven-year union.

Carmen speaks out in an exclusive interview with the National Enquirer and spills the beans on the cult that we’ve all come to associate with Tom Cruise and other illustrious celebrities like Peaches Geldof, Chaka Khan, Juliette Lewis and Charles Manson.

Lee’s ex states that she joined the Church of Scientology after she and Lee were married in 1995 and had nothing but issues with the “church” from the time she joined to even after the two’s divorce had become finalized in 2002. Llywellyn claims that the church was behind a “series of bizarre encounters with Scientologist celebrities” and multiple harassment incidents.

To the Enquirer, Llywellyn states:

“I have never spoken about Scientology before, but I still have nightmares about these people. They ruined my life and my career. I ended up addicted to painkillers, and it took three rehabs to get me straight.”

She also discussed celebrity encounters of the third kind that left her feeling shell-shocked:

“I was shopping recently when Jenna Elfman, who’s a staunch Scientologist, approached me. She spouted statements like a robot and treated me like dirt.”

Llywellyn claims that the main reason behind the couple’s divorce was because he was a mean drunk and knocked the crap out of her on a few occasions.  She even claimed that she had to have her jaw wired shut on one occasion.  While Lee has previously admitted to a past of alcoholism, it’s hard to imagine the My Name is Earl star walloping anyone.

However, I guess you never do know.  I mean, I don’t know a whole lot about Scientology and who knows if all this stuff is even true — you know, despite the fact that it comes from a reputable source like the Enquirer — but isn’t drinking and whacking your wife one of the cardinal sins, according to Xenu?

You wouldn’t picture Tom “Napoleon” Cruise slapping Katie Kate Holmes around, would you?

Tia Carrere has reportedly filed for divorce from her husband of seven years, Simon Wakelin. This is Carrere’s second divorce — her first marriage to Elie Samaha ended in 2000. The marriage to Samaha lasted almost eight years. Both divorces were as a result of “irreconcilable differences.”

Carrere reportedly filed divorce recently through the Los Angeles Supreme Court and it’s said that Carrere is seeking sole physical custody of the couple’s daughter, Bianca.

The gorgeous Hawaiian-born Tia started her career off with a starring role in TV’s Airwolf, which I don’t remember ’cause I’m under thirty, and she then went on to star on soap-staple General Hospital. In 1991, Carrere debuted her big-screen talents in two obscure movies — Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man and Showdown in Little Tokyo — before landing her breakthrough role in Wayne’s World. Every time I hear Sweet’s Ballroom Blitz, I think of the lovely Cassandra.

Good luck to Carrere and family … divorce pretty much always sucks.

Stephanie Pratt, the lesser of two Pratt evils, was photographed yesterday helping out at an LA Mission Easter event to benefit children and the needy.  I’m not, you know, sure if it was for her community service or whatever, but it was a nice thing to do on the whole, am I right?

Pratt joined the ranks of Haylie Duff, Adriana Costa, Alishea Ray and Kate Linder, who all lent a helping hand in serving food to the much less fortunate.  The event also included a shoe giveaway and a foot washing, in light of the upcoming holiday.

Regardless of who the celebrities are and what they’ve done in their past — good or bad — it’s always nice to see them being more of a humanitarian than that of just another Hollywood character.